The possibility of superheroes

“I hear Claire broke all the office’s typing speed records.” Polydactyly isn’t overly uncommon, but fully functional extra digits are rare.

Why is it that the vast majority of abnormalities that occur in humans are harmful?  Shouldn’t it be that on at least a semi-regular basis, someone develops an abnormality that is advantageous?

What I mean is that we often hear about people with horribly rare and debilitating (or fatal) diseases, but we almost never hear the flipside.  To illustrate:  I have blogged previously about the infection a young woman in Brazil contracted that ultimately led to her death, but I have never had the opportunity to write about someone who contracts a something that, I don’t know, say allows them to grow back appendages.

Shouldn’t the law of averages allow that for every ebola-like virus that is a virtual death sentence, there is one that allows us to breath underwater?  Or at the very least improve our musculature?

Sadly, it doesn’t seem so.

Or so I thought.

Marvel Comics, until recently, had a whole swath of superheroes who were simply born with their powers.  A very simple way of having to avoid having people accidently irradiated or involved in industrial accidents or exposed to unknown forms of radiation.  Being born different, but better, is one of those underlying pieces of evolutionary theory that we ignore as if it were an over-attentive uncle.

I don’t expect to soon see people born with functional wings or tails or x-ray eyes or the ability to walk through walls, but this is definately a start.

I’m going to have to do some more reading about polydactyly.

Clearing out the tabs

Whenever I find a link that I’d like to blog about, I open it in its own tab, and leave it there, waiting for me. Normally, I think about it for a little while, maybe find some pictures or other articles to go with, do a write-up, and post it to the blog.

But sometimes, I just don’t get around to something for a long while, and it stays open in its lonely little tab, waiting for me. I have too many of those tabs open right now, and I think my vintage Windows computer could use a reboot.

Sure, I could save them all as bookmarks, and then eventually I’d find them and blog about them in the future, maybe, but I thought I would just do a big post with several links all in one, and hopefully I can move on to more ideas in the futures.

Read more after the jump:

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Back when Vegas was swingin’

A Vegas classic!

I happened across a really intriguing website the other day: a paean to vintage Las Vegas, specifically through collected postcards and matchbooks.

mb_sands1mbsahra_tan1I clicked through on a lot of them, but what surprised me was the lack of glamour. I sort of thought there would be more glitz, frankly, but a lot of the vintage Vegas hotels look like low-slung ’50s-style hotels, the same type that you would have found throughout California and Nevada — and heck, Oregon.

Sure, they had gambling, and some neone or flashing lights, but it’s hardly the sensory overload that you expect from movies — or from the Vegas strip today.

Still, an addictive click back into the vintage world. I especially liked some of the matchbooks. You just don’t see customized matchbooks much anymore. I remember going to a cousin’s wedding as a kid, and that was one of the table favours.

You may also remember this hotel from Oceans 11.

You may also remember this hotel from Oceans 11.

Fame ≠ living forever

I made this with obamicon.me. And so can you.

I made this with obamicon.me. And so can you.

Vanity Fair proposes that Obama may be the most famous living person ever:

The digital revolution has made this feat of fame possible. Not only has it helped the son of an erstwhile Kenyan goatherd to become president, it has allowed a current Kenyan goatherd to follow the former’s journey. And he is not alone. Exponential growth in access to the Internet, satellite television and radio, cell phones, and P.D.A.’s means that breaking news now reaches virtually every corner of the globe. At the same time, population continues to grow; there are now some 6.7 billion men, women, and children on earth, an historic high.

They also note his “melting pot” personal backstory, as making him relevant to a worldwide global audience in a new way. To that, I will add his faculty in using just enough vagueness in his speeches that you can project nearly anything you want into them.

I take issue, though, with VF’s assertion that the only other two people who may come close are Mohammad Ali and Princess Diana. What about Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson? Weren’t they the gigantic brands of the ’90s?

And Princess Diana? Uhm, if you’re going to be considered for the most famous living person, shouldn’t you be, kind of, alive? Otherwise let’s talk Mickey Mouse, Che and Jesus for famousness.

Move over Marky Mark

Every now and then, I get a strong feeling about something, and I just *know* it’s going to be popular. Lately, it’s been happening a lot with music, but it’s also happened with other trends. Of course, I could say anything and there’d be no way to prove it, so I’m going to keep quiet about my past successes. (I mis-called pipes, though — I thought after Gandalf, they’d be huge.)

My latest feeling is sartorial in nature: I think those Euro-style undershorts are the hot new thing, and boxer briefs are the new passé.

Also called “army trunks,” I bought some on a whim, and I’m sold. They’re stylish and comfortable. They make boxer briefs feel like grandad’s undies.

I am absolutely not going to include a picture, because I didn’t find something perfect right away and I can’t stand Googling for men’s underwear any longer. Gigantic packages! Enormous ripped abs! In close-up! It’s obviously designed for, um, male perusal.

But I don’t need to see anyone’s funky bunch, if you know what I mean.

PS. Men’s style is not going to be a regular thing here on Absurd Intellectual. Try A Continuous Lean for that stuff.

Zombies vs. vampires, with humans the prize

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I love a good zombie story, and I don’t mind vampires one bit either. How’s this for a mind-blower of a twist, though: the last humans on earth (or at least in North America) are holed up in a small town, trying to stave off the zombie apocalypse when out of nowhere comes … vampires? Vampires who say they need to protect the humans as a food source!?

Yeah! How kick-ass is that?

The comic series is called “Last Blood” and it’s an amateur labour of love, but you can read it here. Recommended!

The most irreverent thing you will see all day

Cute red Panda right? No, he's just a sneaky jerk-off.

Cute red Panda right? No, he's just a sneaky jerk-off.

I came across a hilarious blog today: Fuck You, Penguin.

The whole premise, basically, is to “tell cute animals what’s what.”

The blogger simply posts pictures of adorable animals, and proceeds to eviscerate them for no discernible reason.

And it’s hilarious.

Like this one.

Check it out!

Conservatives bitching about the national anthem don’t even know what it’s called

3dflags_can0001-0003aApparently a school in New Brunswick no longer sings the national anthem in the mornings. That’s fine with me — these brainwashing-of-students-into-blind-obedience techniques rub me the wrong way. This well-reasoned editorial in the National Post makes some interesting points. But the Conservative Party of Canada is all in a tizzy! Bring it back! Bring it back!

I don’t know why I’m on his mailing list, but I got a press release just now from the MP in that region, but all it does is show off his ignorance:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 30, 2009

CONSERVATIVE PARTY OF CANADA CALLS FOR RETURN OF O’CANADA AT NEW BRUNSWICK SCHOOL

OTTAWA – Today Conservative Party Member of Parliament Mike Allen (Tobique – Mactaquac) made the following statement in the House of Commons:

“Mr. Speaker, Canadians were outraged to learn that the Principal of a New Brunswick school banned the playing and singing of O’Canada. Apparently he wanted to be “inclusive”.

Mr. Speaker, this is political correctness run wild. There is nothing more inclusive than O’Canada. It is a song that belongs to each and every Canadian. The singing of O’Canada is an expression of our collective pride in being citizens of one of the most prosperous and peaceful nations the world has ever known.

Mr. Speaker, I hope we all can join together and urge the Principal to reverse his decision and bring back O’Canada.”

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For more information contact:

Ryan Sparrow
Director of Communication
Conservative Party of Canada
(613) 755-2000

Sorry dude, it’s not O’Canada, because it’s not Irish. It’s O Canada, with a space, not an apostrophe.

I hope this is embarassing for Mr. Allen, and I look forward to the followup “correction” press release. Perhaps instead of schoolkids, it should be Members of Parliament who need to sing the national anthem a little bit more. Hey, why not email him and suggest that! His email address is [email protected].

(Waving flag graphic from 3DFlags.com.)

Volcano watch — she’s gonna blow

Ascending eruption cloud from Mount Redoubt in 1989. The Alaskan volcano is primed to erupt again.

Ascending eruption cloud from Mount Redoubt in 1989. The Alaskan volcano is primed to erupt again.

Alaska’s Mount Redoubt volcano is stirring to life, and could erupt within hours, scientists say. (Or days, or weeks.) Cool that they can predict this even a little bit. In fact, Mount Redoubt’s last eruption — in 1989-90 — was the first ever predicted by “long-period seismic events,” says Wikipedia.

Ash from that eruption rose so high that it stalled all four engines in a jet plane flying overhead. (They were able to restart them.)

There used to be a webcam here, to watch the volcano live, but they are currently “experiencing high server load.”

Cool library of textures

"Overpainted peeling bricks" from a great free texture library at mayang.com/textures

"Overpainted peeling bricks" from a great free texture library at mayang.com/textures

If you’ve got a photoshop project that you want to do, or other design-y type stuff, there is a serious resource at http://www.mayang.com/textures/. It’s full of downloadable fairly high-rez textures, like the bricks above. There are also signs and sand, plants and water … lots of close-up stuff. Really great!

Newspaper death watch: Lazarus edition

Ah, 1950s-vintage newspaper presses. Will someday the journalism business model be looked back at with as much nostalgia? (Image from the Chicago Postcard Museum.)

Ah, 1950s-vintage newspaper presses. Will someday the journalism business model be looked back at with as much nostalgia? (Image from the Chicago Postcard Museum.)

Everybody seems to be jumping on board the latest save-all-newspapers idea, which is to take them private and raise money as a charitable foundation so that they can live off a beefy endowment.

I can’t remember where I first heard the idea, but I do know that the St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times works on exactly that model, being funded by the non-profit Poynter Institute.

Now, it’s being pitched in the pages of the New York Times:

How large an endowment would a newspaper need? The news-gathering operations at The New York Times cost a little more than $200 million a year. Assuming some additional outlay for overhead, it would require an endowment of approximately $5 billion (assuming a 5 percent annual payout rate). Newspapers with smaller newsrooms would require smaller endowments.

Yikes! But not an impossible amount, I suppose. There’s a similar argument being made in the New Yorker, too, regarding specifically the Washington Post, with smaller (but still huge) numbers. Even snarky Gawker is on board.

I worry that this NPR-style business model would lead to newspaper pledge drives with crappy merchandise, but the flip side of that is perhaps your subscription could be written off?

Like endowed universities, which still charge tuition fees, non-profit newspapers might be able to earn money from other areas, but it seems like they would have to drop the advertising once and for all. I’ve argued before that, for readers, advertising is valued content, but I’m not sure how an ad-sales paper meshes with a public-service endowment paper.

Thoughts?

News delivery over the telephone, directly to a “com-pu-ter”

Back in 1981, even, newspapers were looking at computer networks for news delivery. But back then, it was all text: no pictures, no ads. Like Lynx!

It took over two hours to download the entire text of the “tele-paper” and that was at five bucks an hour. Check out the video:

Via the New York Times and TechCrunch.

UPDATE: Several more awesome vintage videos about newspapers transitioning to computers over at Gawker. Like, seriously vintage and seriously awesome.

Newspaper death watch: Baltimore edition

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The Baltimore Examiner is folding. This is one of those papers that launched a couple of years ago (30 months, to be precise) with much bally-hoo about free distribution and targeted home delivery. It was well-designed and snappy, but they couldn’t make a go of it.

Gawker has the memo:

However, as successful as we have been in generating strong news content and evolving an innovative distribution system, the “synergistic” revenue that we had counted on, by linking marketing and advertising between the Baltimore Examiner and our Washington newspaper, never reached projected levels. That is, while the Baltimore Examiner attracted some great and loyal advertisers, we were not able to gain the levels of revenue anticipated by linking together the two markets.

Obviously, aside from the economic environment and the troubles facing newspaper generally, the real issue here was that the owners were focused on “synergy.” (They use it elsewhere in the memo, too.) When will corporations learn that buzzwords = death?

For the moment, the other two papers in the Examiner chain (Washington and SanFran) seem safe. I really liked the resurrection of this brand, and I’m sad to see Baltimore go. Further, I also think that free and ad-supported should be a viable business model, particularly if someone figures out enough datamining to make that “targeted home delivery” worthwhile (despite the skin-crawling personal invasiveness of it all).

Oh, the places to stay

As I continue my quest to perfect my list, I find that I am not so much perfecting my list as I am adding to it. There are simply too many interesting places to visit and things to do in one short lifetime!

It occurred to me, however, that although I have be compiling the places I want to go and the things I want to see, I have not been giving any consideration to the places I might stay on these adventures.

Well, why not make the stay an adventure in and of itself!?

Does not compute

I’ve been meaning to work my way through the New York Times’ massive missive on feminine desire, tantalizingly called “What Do Women Want?”

But then I happened across the Slate take:

After 7,372 words and numerous clinical references to genital arousal, the answer is still frustratingly unclear. TP imagines that a similar article on what men want would be significantly shorter.

Good, so now I know that I don’t have to waste an hour of my life wading through a long self-important magazine article with a broad premise (pun intended) to find out the jaw-dropping truth that individuals are different!

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