Use algebra to calculate precisely how much to spend on Christmas gifts

If you hate Christmas shopping but love mathematics, you’re in luck. Over at Wired, Garth Sundem has detailed a formula that you can follow so that you spend exactly the right amount of money on each person’s gift. Then you don’t end up buying your brother-in-law a $50 gift and running out of cash before you get anything for your girlfriend.

He says:

1. Define your total budget. Be realistic. For this example, I’m using $500.

2. List everyone for whom you need to buy a gift.

3. Now next to each person’s name, give them an importance rank from 1-10 (10 high).

4. Sum all the people, multiplied by their ranks. It should look something like this 10(wife)+8(kid1)+8(kid2)+3(dad)+3(mom)+1(in-laws)+4(nephew)=37(total)

5. Set your total equal to your budget: 37(total)=$500

6. Solve for (total): total=$13.50

7. Multiply this “total” by each person’s importance to see how much you should spend. In this example, your wife gets 10*13.5=$135, and your kids get 8*13.5=$108.

With only $500 in your pocket, and without time at this point to dilly dally with another shopping trip, you’ll be forced to stick to it.

Of course, this only works if you can follow your budget perfectly. If you instead find the perfect gift for someone but it’s a few bucks higher than you’re “allowed” to spend, it will throw all the other gifts out of whack.

Also, in any realistic universe, finding a gift that is to-the-penny exact on your budget will be much more stressful than shopping in the first place.

I would add some fuzziness. Also, this would be interesting to figure out after Christmas, when you reconcile the receipts, and see how close you come to the ideal budget.

For Sale: Unserviced acreage. Quiet, secluded location, no neighbours. Great view. Difficult to access.

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This one comes from regular reader Matt, who asks if I’d care to shell out $30 for an acre of land — on Mars.

Yes, the people from the Lunar Embassy have expanded. At BuyMars.com you can get a gift package (just in time for Christmas shopping) that includes:

Mars Deed copy

Martian Deed: legal document listing the actual location of the purchased property by quadrant, lot number, latitude and longitude.

*Standard Package does not include custom name print on the Martian Deed. Custom name print is included in a Premium & Deluxe Package.

Martian Map: marks a dot showing the exact location of the purchased property by quadrant, lot number, latitude and longitude.

Martian Codes Covenants and Restrictions: single page outlining the important facts such as a preamble, our mission, articles 1-8 of covenants and restrictions, and epilogue.

Custom Packaging: all documents are packaged in an attractive, futuristic envelope designed to enhance the experience of gift giving.

*Standard Package does not come wrapped in a gift box. Custom Packaging display may vary.

Wikipedia has a strangely sparse article on the legalities of private ownership of space, but my guess is that, when it gets finally settled (ha!) in court, the doctrine of possession being nine-tenths of the law will come into play. Ie. If you have the deed, great — if you’re there. If you’re stuck here on Earth, and your Mars Acre happens to be where the Russia-China consortium wants to build their Mars Base (I propose the term “Marsoleum”), then you’re going to be Es Oh El.

(thanks Matt!)

Two views of the past, one near, one far(ther)

Came across an interesting video posted at Boing Boing this morning, which was a time-lapse tour of a shopping mall in 1990. Although it’s interesting to see back just a few years, and how much has changed (things I noticed: 1. the fashions weren’t that weird, but I sure would have thought they were awful, say five years later; 2. the people are mostly slimmer and trimmer than what I see currently at shopping malls; and 3. no cell phones) I found it more interesting to notice how much hasn’t changed.

Here it is:

In the comments at BB, someone pointed to a YouTube video that seems a nice counterpoint to this one — it’s Barcelona in 1908, apparently from a streetcar. I really enojoyed the trip back in time!