Absurd Intellectual

Go ahead, push it. I’ll wait.

If you are more “real world” and less “virtual cyber fake world”, you can buy a physical plastic version of this, complete with I’m-sure tinny yodelling, for $12.50 here. Amazing that I’m shilling the tinny plastic version as “less fake.” Unbelievable.

The Emergency Yodel Button even has its own dedicated website, at EmergencyYodel.com, so if the occasion finally does happen to arise, and you are, wonder of wonders, actually sitting at a computer, you can yell to your friends, “Hang on! I know exactly what to do!” and then frantically type “emergency yodel button” into Google or Bing — why not Yahoo!? — and save the day with a perfect yodel.

(Thanks Colin, and Don Juan Oban)