Like to play the lottery? Try the new “Incredibly Depressing Lottery Simulator” at Cockeyed.com.
It simulates the Mega Millions lottery, which uses slightly different rules than the Lotto 6/49 that I’m used to, but I’m sure the chances of winning aren’t that different.
I picked five numbers, and let it run as if I were playing those same numbers twice a week for the rest of my natural life. It cost me $10,400 and I won back just over $600 of that.
Woo-hoo?