Jan 312011
 

A workmate suggested entering the Queen City Marathon in Regina this year, and when I noted that it fell on Sept. 11 — and precisely 10 years since the 9/11 terror attacks — she suggested that we wear “Suck it, terrorists” T-shirts to commemorate the day. I ran with the idea, and Photoshopped up a quickie prototype.

I remember quite clearly the “If we don’t continue on exactly as we were, then the terrorists have won” sentiments from the days following the attacks. But, of course, that only means that we must continue shopping and refinancing your home. We have to change everything when it comes to airport security. Sigh.

Frankly, if you’ve been through an airport lately, you’ll know that the terrorists won long ago. We were terrorized. We continue to live in terror. Perhaps on the back of this T-shirt, it can say “Irony, RIP?

 

I can’t figure out if this is hilarious or depressing:

Yes, that’s right — the “War on Terror” is now so overwhelming that terrorists have apparently started using it instead of actual terror. By leaving innocuous but suspicious-looking bags around, they get to have actual genuine authorities of the state do all the dirty work of shutting down huge swaths of a city, evacuating buildings, and arresting or interrogating innocent people.

In one way, it’s the ultimate in asymmetric warfare, but in another, it’s a lot like AIDS — which tricks the body’s immune system into attacking itself.

And, just like AIDS, I’m not too sure there’s an easy cure. Too many people are so afraid of OMGterrorz!!1! that they’ll allow the guv’mint to do just about anything in the name of “security.”

(via BB)

 

I like Gail Collins normally, but this time she really nails it: Apparently Congress is ready to strip suspected terrorists of their Miranda rights, their citizenship, their right to fly and their privacy — but not their right to buy guns.

“I think you’re going too far here,” said Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina at a hearing of the Senate Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday. He was speaking in opposition to a bill that would keep people on the F.B.I. terrorist watch list from buying guns and explosives.

Say what?

Yes, if you are on the terrorist watch list, the authorities can keep you from getting on a plane but not from purchasing an AK-47. … People who are perfectly happy to let the government wiretap phones go nuts when the government wants to keep track of weapons permits.

*head-slap*

Read her full column here.

Apr 082010
 

There was an incident involving air marshals yesterday night — a suspicious man was confronted, there was chatter about him “lighting his shoe” and military jets were scrambled to shadow the jet, which eventually landed safely in Denver.

The story emerging today is that it was a diplomat from Qatar, who wanted to sneak a cigarette in the bathroom, and claimed he had diplomatic immunity to do so. According to this New York Times story, the Qatari made “sarcastic comments that the marshals took as a threat.”

My first thought: No way was anything threatened except the authority and egos of the marshals. Despite someone breaking the rules, I very seriously doubt that anyone thought this was a legit terror threat.

But now I’m thinking maybe the air marshal authority should be challenged. Boing Boing points me to a statement made by U.S. Congressman John J. Duncan Jr. (R-Tenn.) — a politician that they describe as a “paleoconservative Republican.” He’s calling for the abolition of the air marshal service.

Why? How about because it costs $860 million a year to send 4,000 air marshals on their flights. Number of arrests since the program started? About 4.2 a year.

Yes, you read that right. It takes 1,000 people and $200 million to arrest a single person — and those are mainly rowdy drunks that, in previous years, passengers and airline employees would have been able to handle. I mean, it’s not like they have weapons, right? They don’t even have metal utensils.

Worse? As Duncan points out, there have been more air marshals arrested — for things like smuggling, domestic violence and drunk driving — than arrests they have made.

Duncan quotes Professor Ian Lustick of the University of Pennsylvania:

“Nearly 7 years after September 11, 2001,” he wrote this last year, “what accounts for the vast discrepancy between the terrorist threat facing America and the scale of our response? Why, absent any evidence of a serious terror threat, is a war to on terror so enormous, so all-encompassing, and still expanding?  The fundamental answer is that al Qaeda’s most important accomplishment was not to hijack our planes but to hijack our political system.”

 

Two great op-eds on the Christmas Day crotch-bomber, the latest in a slew of inane, fruitless attempts to create mild havoc that are foiled by absolutely none of the massive security apparatus that we’ve ereected to make ourselves feel safer.

For your consideration:

Christopher Hitchens:

In my boyhood, there were signs on English buses that declared, in bold letters, “No Spitting.” At a tender age, I was able to work out that most people don’t need to be told this, while those who do feel a desire to expectorate on public transport will require more discouragement than a mere sign. But I’d be wasting my time pointing this out to our majestic and sleepless protectors, who now boldly propose to prevent airline passengers from getting out of their seats for the last hour of any flight. Abdulmutallab made his bid in the last hour of his flight, after all. Yes, that ought to do it. It’s also incredibly, nay, almost diabolically clever of our guardians to let it be known what the precise time limit will be. Oh, and by the way, any passenger courageous or resourceful enough to stand up and fight back will also have broken the brave new law.

and Bruce Schneier:

Despite fearful rhetoric to the contrary, terrorism is not a transcendent threat. A terrorist attack cannot possibly destroy a country’s way of life; it’s only our reaction to that attack that can do that kind of damage. The more we undermine our own laws, the more we convert our buildings into fortresses, the more we reduce the freedoms and liberties at the foundation of our societies, the more we’re doing the terrorists’ job for them.

So, who do you think makes better points? (Please, read both op-eds. They’re worth it.)