Jul 052010
 

What will accessing the Internet be like in 15 years or so? This guide attempts to tell you.

Like all future predictions, this one is almost certain to be dead wrong. The fact that it name-checks much that is modern makes it even more likely to be dated and obsolete when the actual year rolls around.

And, if 15 years, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone dug this out from some online archive and posted it for people to laugh at and mock. It’ll be more an artifact of it’s time than a good predictor of the future.

But the thing is, it’s a satire. And, as such, it’s supposed to say more about the now than it does about the future.

Sadly, the future it does predict is frighteningly plausible:

The internet is split into roughly 120 country regions. This is to ensure that fitting entertaining content will be streamed to you, and that you will not find content that may be unsettling. Your Geolocation should be automatically derived from the position of your point of login – if it matches with the country provided in your RealIdentity card, you’re ready to go. Users from the US may enjoy great copyrighted US TV show reruns like Friends 2020, for instance, while users in other countries may have different tastes and preferences.

Oh, my, that would never happen, right? Except that’s already what the entertainment cartels did with DVDs.

Me vs Jeff Rubin

 Posted by T. Keith Edmunds on 17 December 2009  Modern Life
Dec 172009
 

Several months ago, I wrote a rant about Jeff Rubin, CIBC’s Cheif Economist.  I was perturbed about the fact that he was receiving a bunch of media attention about his doom and gloom prophecies for 2009.  According to this CBC article, for example:

“Even with a second-half recovery, it is hard to see the TSX beyond 9,000 by the end of the year,” Rubin said.

The reticence among investors to buy already-cheap stocks, experts said, could depress equity values.

Canada’s main stock exchange closed 2008 at 8,988, already well off of its peaks of last summer.

Once a recovery takes hold, Canadians could see a TSX at 11,000 by the end of 2010, still 30 per cent below these lofty level of mid-2008, CIBC said.

Just for the record, as of this moment, the TSX is sitting at about 11,500.  Back in March, I said that Canadian banks would be doing just fine and, look!  They’ve been held up as models of banking all over the world.

Rubin’s a knob.

Oh, what’s that? 

The TSX should begin to recover by the end of 2009, Rubin said, but only to a level equal to its closing one year earlier.

That’s funny, your counterparts over at TD announced today that the recession was over.  No, I’m not picking and choosing whcih economists to listen to.  The TD folks are too rosy in their predictions, but I’d rather have good news overstated than bad.

There’s enough bad in the world without dumbass economists driving people to panic, increasing the bad.

My prediction for 2010?  Some/moderate growth.  The TSX will end 2010 at or about 16,000.

We’ll talk again then.

Prediction time: Little gold men

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 22 February 2009  Modern Life
Feb 222009
 

film-oscars

Yes, it’s that time of year — the Academy Awards, when really beautiful and well-paid people come together to honour themselves and each other, and to exhort us to keep going to the movies, because didn’t you see? There’s an animated foreign short film who also won an award (it was during the ads) and by not going to see the latest blockbuster, you’re somehow hurting that foreign animated film’s set dresser. Or something.

I just think it’s time for this blog to go out on a limb. To make some predictions. To show of the cojones. Wanna go Oscar to Oscar? Print out an Oscar Prediction Scorecard (pdf) (pilfered from Vanity Fair) and follow along at home.

My picks after the jump:

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