What will accessing the Internet be like in 15 years or so? This guide attempts to tell you.
Like all future predictions, this one is almost certain to be dead wrong. The fact that it name-checks much that is modern makes it even more likely to be dated and obsolete when the actual year rolls around.
And, if 15 years, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone dug this out from some online archive and posted it for people to laugh at and mock. It’ll be more an artifact of it’s time than a good predictor of the future.
But the thing is, it’s a satire. And, as such, it’s supposed to say more about the now than it does about the future.
Sadly, the future it does predict is frighteningly plausible:
The internet is split into roughly 120 country regions. This is to ensure that fitting entertaining content will be streamed to you, and that you will not find content that may be unsettling. Your Geolocation should be automatically derived from the position of your point of login – if it matches with the country provided in your RealIdentity card, you’re ready to go. Users from the US may enjoy great copyrighted US TV show reruns like Friends 2020, for instance, while users in other countries may have different tastes and preferences.
Oh, my, that would never happen, right? Except that’s already what the entertainment cartels did with DVDs.


