testing, testing, 1-2-3

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 14 October 2011  Modern Life
Oct 142011
 

Don’t get all excited, we’re not back. And in fact, we might still be virus-ridden, and hijacked, and all kinds of nasty stuff, so browse at your own risk.

But I *think* things are improving.

In the meantime, I tweet out all *kinds* of massively interesting links @Gramiq

Mar 072011
 

Click for full size. Explains it all.

(via thinkbrilliant)

 

What I really like about this clip is that you and I are watching, and perhaps commenting, on a video of a man who is, himself, watching and commenting on a video of his own life. The soundtrack, albeit sparse, is entirely this man, speaking about an event that has already happened to him — but that we haven’t yet seen. He is a real-life example of the omniscient narrator.

It’s very meta. Kind of reminds me of this Kids in the Hall sketch.

 

Since this trailer mentions it, I feel obliged to provide links to their YouTube page, their Twitter feed, and their Facebook page.

From their Vimeo page:

Hailed as the “most feel-good film” of the South by Southwest Film Festival, director Meghan Eckman’s irreverently funny debut celebrates a brotherhood of eccentric attendants who man a unique parking lot in Charlottesville, Virginia.

From grad students to middle-age slackers, indie-rock musicians to surly philosophers, these overeducated part-timers wax profoundly about car culture and capitalism, seek vengeance against entitled patrons and thieves, and make fun of drunken jerks.

It is right up my alley. And you don’t have to take my word for it — the New York Times’ reviewer says, literally, that at times, “the mix of absurdism and intellectualism is perfect.”

And now we are two

 Posted by The Absurd Intellectuals on 1 January 2011  Modern Life
Jan 012011
 

Grant initially started this blog in the waning days of 2008, and here we are still going strong after two years. Since he bought the three-year hosting plan when the site got started, we’re going to “guarantee” that we will be around for another 12 months, too. And, since he’s such a sucker for renewal specials, too, we suspect we might just go on and on.

We’re still having fun, that’s the main thing.

So far, in case you’re interested, we’ve made just shy of 2,500 posts — and ya’ll have made just over 3,500 comments. Grant, for one, reads each and every one of them, no lie. And we appreciate that we’ve found or posted something that was significant enough to you that you commented.

Despite the holidays, December 2010 was our best month ever for visitors. It’s gratifying to know that, for a number of you, we’re a regular stop. Thanks!

Happy New Year :) See ya soon.

(Photo from Flickr user This Year’s Love. Awesome.)

Spammer scammers

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 15 October 2010  Modern Life
Oct 152010
 

As you may have noticed, we’ve had to revert the blog back to an old look, and that’s because some of the php in the new look was infiltrated by hackers who inserted spam links into everything.

I hope to have it cleaned out and robustly restored in a couple of days. If you ever notice anything odd about the blog, please feel free to let me know, via email at grant@absurdintellectual.com. It was thanks to a reader that we were quickly alerted of this attack (thanks Juel!).

Sep 012010
 

Hey ya’ll,

Unless you’re really not paying attention, you’ll notice a few changes to the look and feel of the blog. There’s a big new logo at the top, for example, where before there was only plain text.

I’m not married to the logo — just whipped it up in a couple of hours based on the placeholder I’d been using on Facebook and Twitter — but I don’t hate it either. Ditto with the yellow-green colour that was a random “hey, that ain’t too bad” accident. I hope to tweak everything further over the next little while.

So I’m interested in hearing your comments about the new look — like it, hate it, don’t care — but I’m just starting a little bit of an experiment, so if there’s anything you’d like me to try, I’ll try it.

The biggest change, from a personal satisfaction standpoint, is that the main column is substantially wider. I think this will give prominence to pictures and to videos that we post — and it will enable me to post video clips that are a standard 640 pixels wide, rather than manually sizing them down all the time. Grrrr.

But if it’s so wide that it’s screwing up your screen — or if I’ve broken anything else for you — please let me know.

The impetus for these changes, by the way, is because Absurd Intellectual just had its biggest month ever. After starting the year with a bang in January and March, we tailed off quite a bit through the spring. But I’ve tried to up the posting a little bit, lately, and it seems to be working. For example, we had more hits just last week than we had in all of August last year.

It’s not enough to get us ranked on Alexa, of course (oh wait, we are — we’re ranked 1,091,993rd in the world!) but it’s more than enough to make me happy — and it’s far more than I anticipated ever attracting.

It’s flattering, it’s humbling — and if you’re reading this, thanks!

Just figured with so many of you around, it was time to neaten the place up.

… and we’re back

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 13 July 2010  Everything Else
Jul 132010
 

Sorry we’re a day late. But in return, I’m planning to pen a meditation on how spending four or five days without the Internet can help relax you.

I’ll probably do a Folk Fest post-mortem, wherein I write about what I like and what could be improved at the festival, and about the bands that knocked my socks off … and about meeting Glen Hansard. That was cool.

But now, it’s back to our regularly scheduled programming!

 

Perhaps you’ve noticed, over the past few days, and weeks and months, that there has been less activity than normal on Absurd Intellectual. Though we’re as into this whole blogging thing as much as ever, new work responsibilities for the principles make it tougher to while away the workday blogging.

Despite this, it’s been our goal to bring you three to five new posts a day. Mostly, we’ve been meeting that goal.

Today, for the first time in over 18 months, we go on hiatus.

Fear not — it’s brief. We’re heading off to the Winnipeg Folk Fest.

Last year, we were able to pre-schedule posts to go up while we were away. This year, we just haven’t had the time.

Perhaps you’ll enjoy a weekend off from Absurd Intellectual? Perhaps you’ll spend it soaking up the sun and the music.

At any rate, we’ll be back come Monday. See you then!

Jun 152010
 

Earlier today, I made the 2,000th post on Absurd Intellectual.

It took just under 18 months to get to that milestone, so if we pick up the pace here a bit, we can get 5,000 posts and our three-year anniversary at the end of 2011.

For what it’s worth, we have also sent 1,630 tweets.

Now proudly Canadian

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 31 May 2010  Modern Life
May 312010
 

Just a note to all faithful readers that Absurd Intellectual has gotten dual citizenship. To reflect the fact that all three of the authors are Canadian, that the blog is written out of a Canadian province, and that most of our readers are Canadian, as well as the fact that, if you know where to look, a dot-ca runs you just $13, I am proud to launch absurdintellectual.ca.

That address just redirects to the main Absurd Intellectual blog, which will continue to live at absurdintellectual.com, and I haven’t yet added Canada-specific email addresses. So it’s really just a cosmetic change. But sometimes appearances matter.

In this case, I of course mean no disrespect to the dot-coms of the world. Nor am I trying to say anything about the state of Canadian/American relations. Of all the things to like about the Internet, I think I like its international flavour most of all. On the Internet, we really can all just get along.

By the way, one of the great surprises I’ve had running this blog is the sheer number of people who have emailed me or otherwise contacted me, based on something I’ve written. And, every single time, they have been sincere, polite and friendly — even if they disagreed with something I’d written.

Turns out the Internet, like Soylent Green, is people. And people are pretty okay.

Apr 102010
 

My mind is still working on a full new design of the blog, but that’s a big task to tackle. For now, though, as I struggle to remove persistant spammer attacks, I wonder if a theme change might remove whatever vulnerability they’re exploiting.

And a reassurance — they’re hidden links in the source code, and they pose no threat to blog visitors.

Also, it’s currently clean.

A note about spam

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 7 April 2010  Modern Life
Apr 072010
 

Last year, about this time, this website was the victim of a drive-by script kiddie hacking. In less than an hour, I’d reset everything back to normal, but it was kind of embarrassing, and since then, I’ve been even *more* anal about security updates.

So imagine my consternation, a few minutes ago, when I got a text from a concerned friend that my site was throwing up “exploit site link” warnings through his antivirus.

I believe it’s all cleared up now. But please, let me know — through a comment, or by emailing me directly — if you have any similar concerns with the site.

Although there was nothing obvious on the main site, and I don’t believe there was any risk to visitors, there were a ton of hidden links in the page source. All this does it try to “fake out” Google, and pretend that a reputable site (this one) actually cares enough to link to this other (disreputable) site.

Well, I don’t. I’m not even going to mention it here. But if you were in the market for v!agra, they could have set you up.

With a bit of background tweaking, I was able to remove and clean up the links. I hope they don’t come back, but I’ll stay vigilant.

Thanks again to the guy who gave me a heads up.

 

Happy birthday, us!

Yes, although the snippet on the side of the blog says that Absurd Intellectual was proudly established in ‘aught-eight, there were really only a couple of late-December posts before the blog really got underway in January. Yes, it was a New Year’s resolution, and I’m proud to have kept it — three to five posts a day, every day, just things that I find interesting and would like to share or comment on.

But what next? That’s partly up to you.

I am soliciting opinions on how best to serve the readers of Absurd Intellectual. What do you like best, here? What could be improved? What should be dropped? I’ve already heard from readers who miss “Cheese of the Week”, so I’m going to get back into that very soon. But what else?

Would you like more videos? Some short stories? Politics? Humour? Celebrity gossip? Music?

How about the design? Sure, we need a logo (we’re working on it), but from a reader’s perspective, would you like bigger pictures? Wider, full-screen videos? More colour? Different colours?

Is commenting easy? Too difficult? Too hard to get a conversation going?

I’m toying with the idea of allowing regular commenters the ability to write posts or suggest content. Would you like more voices on the blog?

Please comment below. Your feedback will have a direct influence on this blog’s direction over the next 12 months. As always, if you’re a first-time commenter, your comment will be held for moderation, but so long as you use the same email address, we’ll trust you forever after that.

And we don’t spam — use a fake email address if you like, I never look at ‘em.

Every comment with constructive criticism that we get below will qualify for a FREE piece of Absurd Intellectual swag. If I know you in real-life, I’ll give it to you (when I get them made). Otherwise, I’ll have to contact you somehow and ask for a mailing address.

No, I don’t know what it is yet — it might be a mix CD, or a pen-with-logo, or maybe even a T-shirt or a hat. Partly, it depends on how many comments I get and therefore how much I can afford. But it will be something real-world. Free. Mailed to you, if you need it. And all you have to is comment.

Merry Christmas

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 24 December 2009  Modern Life
Dec 242009
 

From all of us here at Absurd Intellectual, who are moving, internet-less, and spending Christmas with family and loved ones instead of blogging, have a very Merry Christmas.

Or, if you’re from that side of the pond, Happy Christmas.

Or, if you’re not Christian and/or secular Western, we’ll wish you a Happy Holidays, and please enjoy the fact that you have a “free” day off, courtesy our culture.