Two great op-eds on the Christmas Day crotch-bomber, the latest in a slew of inane, fruitless attempts to create mild havoc that are foiled by absolutely none of the massive security apparatus that we’ve ereected to make ourselves feel safer.

For your consideration:

Christopher Hitchens:

In my boyhood, there were signs on English buses that declared, in bold letters, “No Spitting.” At a tender age, I was able to work out that most people don’t need to be told this, while those who do feel a desire to expectorate on public transport will require more discouragement than a mere sign. But I’d be wasting my time pointing this out to our majestic and sleepless protectors, who now boldly propose to prevent airline passengers from getting out of their seats for the last hour of any flight. Abdulmutallab made his bid in the last hour of his flight, after all. Yes, that ought to do it. It’s also incredibly, nay, almost diabolically clever of our guardians to let it be known what the precise time limit will be. Oh, and by the way, any passenger courageous or resourceful enough to stand up and fight back will also have broken the brave new law.

and Bruce Schneier:

Despite fearful rhetoric to the contrary, terrorism is not a transcendent threat. A terrorist attack cannot possibly destroy a country’s way of life; it’s only our reaction to that attack that can do that kind of damage. The more we undermine our own laws, the more we convert our buildings into fortresses, the more we reduce the freedoms and liberties at the foundation of our societies, the more we’re doing the terrorists’ job for them.

So, who do you think makes better points? (Please, read both op-eds. They’re worth it.)

Dec 172009
 

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Yes, British supermarket chain Tesco was offering anti-redhead greeting cards shown above for sale — until the complaints started flooding in. Now, they’ve withdrawn the card and are apologizing.

Let me go on record as saying that I think the “ginger” thing has gone too far. It was funny in the alternative universe of South Park, and mildly amusing (but also disturbing) that some people carried it over into the real world. But now it seems to have taken on a life of its own.

Would anybody put out a card that said “Santa loves all kids. Even NEGRO ones.”? I don’t think so.