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	<title>Absurd Intellectual &#187; history</title>
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		<title>Wikipedia&#8217;s history of the world</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/22/wikipedias-history-of-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gareth Lloyd and Tom Martin downloaded 30 gigs of Wikipedia articles, looked for ones that referenced both a location and a date, and then plotted those coordinates in this video. There are 15,500 events spread out over the 1:42 (and 2,500 years) in the video. It gets quite beautiful at the end. Here is Gareth&#8217;s <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/22/wikipedias-history-of-the-world/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>Gareth Lloyd and Tom Martin downloaded 30 gigs of Wikipedia articles, looked for ones that referenced both a location and a date, and then plotted those coordinates in this video. There are 15,500 events spread out over the 1:42 (and 2,500 years) in the video.</p>
<p>It gets quite beautiful at the end.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ragtag.info/2011/feb/2/history-world-100-seconds/">Here is Gareth&#8217;s blog</a>, explaining more about the process. <a href="http://flowingdata.com/2011/03/21/history-of-the-world-in-100-seconds-according-to-wikipedia/">Here is an article from Flowing Data</a>, which notes that he made <a href="http://www.google.com/fusiontables/DataSource?dsrcid=423292">the</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/fusiontables/DataSource?dsrcid=426854">data</a> freely available &#8212; so what else can you do with it?</p>
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		<title>Natural nuclear reactors? Astonishing!</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/21/natural-nuclear-reactors-astonishing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 12:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If any good can come out of the devastation in Japan, perhaps it will come from public education about nuclear power &#8212; education to show both its positive and negative sides, and to demystify it. One of the messages that scientists and commenters are hammering home is that radiation is natural. Even though too much <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/21/natural-nuclear-reactors-astonishing/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>If any good can come out of the devastation in Japan, perhaps it will come from public education about nuclear power &#8212; education to show both its positive and negative sides, and to demystify it. One of the messages that scientists and commenters are hammering home is that radiation is natural. Even though too much too fast will kill you, that&#8217;s the same for radiation as it is for, say, water.</p>
<p>But you can definitely hear people arguing that &#8220;natural&#8221; radiation doesn&#8217;t kill &#8212; only this special, enhanced, totally-monkeyed-with &#8220;modern&#8221; radiation that we&#8217;ve been unnaturally producing in our nuclear plants.</p>
<p>Well, to that, I present <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/101715/The-first-nuclear-reactor-was-in-Africa-a-long-long-time-ago">a concise paragraph</a> posted by MetaFilter&#8217;s <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/user/102605">bq</a>:</p>
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<div><a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=ancient-nuclear-reactor">The first nuclear reactor was in  Africa, 2 billion years ago.</a> Two billion years ago, there was enough uranium 235 in a naturally  occurring deposit in Africa to fuel a nuclear fission reaction.  In 16  separate locations, spontaneously occurring fission reactions went on  for some hundreds of thousands of years, <a href="http://geology.about.com/od/geophysics/a/aaoklo.htm">cycling multiple times per day</a>.  <a href="http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap021016.html">A picture of Fossil Reactor 15</a>.  The <a href="http://www.ans.org/pi/np/oklo/">American  Nuclear Society info site</a>.</div>
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<p>That&#8217;s right &#8212; a natural nuclear reactor.</p>
<p>Or evidence of a long-gone pre-human technological civilization.</p>
<p><em>(Photo, the Oklo reactor,  from NASA&#8217;s Astronomy Photo of the Day, Credit &amp; Copyright:  <a href="http://www.curtin.edu.au/curtin/centre/waisrc/staff/lossr.html">Robert D. Loss</a>,  <a href="http://www.curtin.edu.au/curtin/centre/waisrc/">WAISRC</a>)</em></p>
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		<title>Antikythera mechanism, made from Lego</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/22/antikythera-mechanism-made-from-lego/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Antikythera mechanism is one of those historical marvels (perhaps &#8220;mysteries&#8221; is a better word) that never fails to grab my attention and imagination whenever I come across an article about it. Discovered in an ancient shipwreck in 1901, the Antikythera mechanism is an ancient clockwork computer from about 100 BCE.  It was of a complexity <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/22/antikythera-mechanism-made-from-lego/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism" target="_blank">Antikythera mechanism</a> is one of those historical marvels (perhaps &#8220;mysteries&#8221; is a better word) that never fails to grab my attention and imagination whenever I come across an article about it.</p>
<p>Discovered in an ancient shipwreck in 1901, the Antikythera mechanism is an ancient clockwork computer from about 100 BCE.  It was of a complexity that was not seen again for almost 2000 years.  For whatever reason, the skill used to make the device was lost.  In fact, it wasn&#8217;t until a high-resolution X-ray study was done in 2006 that the real purpose of the device became clear:  it was a calculator used, among other things, to predict the movements of heavenly bodies and the timing of eclipses.</p>
<p>The level of knowledge about the movement of celestial bodies required for such a mechanism is boggling, but the degree of engineering needed to make the device is doubly so.  How this knowledge was gained and lost is the fodder for a great debate, and the main source of my interest in the topic.</p>
<p>Recently, an engineer recreated the Antikythera mechanism.  <em>Out of Lego!</em> </p>
<p>Seeing exactly how the thing works makes me marvel at those ancient nerds all that much more.</p>
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<p>(<em>via </em><a href="http://www.pcworld.com/article/213249/Ancient_Greek_Computer_Gets_Rebuilt_Using_Lego.html?tk=out" target="_blank"><em>PCWorld</em></a>)</p>
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		<title>True: Giant storks that ate hobbits</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/09/true-giant-storks-that-ate-hobbits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely love this story, as published in the Toronto Star: Were ‘hobbit’ humans killed off by giant storks? A new species of giant stork that fed off human-like hobbits on a prehistoric Indonesian island is fresh evidence of a topsy-turvy parallel universe that once existed. &#8230; That ecosystem was the isolated island of Flores, <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/09/true-giant-storks-that-ate-hobbits/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>I absolutely love <a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/904295--were-hobbit-humans-killed-off-by-giant-storks?bn=1">this story, as published in the Toronto Star</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Were ‘hobbit’ humans killed off by giant storks?</strong></p>
<p>A new species of giant stork that fed off human-like hobbits on a  prehistoric Indonesian island is fresh evidence of a topsy-turvy  parallel universe that once existed. &#8230;</p>
<p>That ecosystem was the isolated island of<a href="http://floresexplore.com/" target="_blank"> Flores, Indonesia, </a>about 17,000 years ago. It was populated by giant rats, pygmy elephants and <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/1027_041027_homo_floresiensis.html" target="_blank"><em>Homo</em> <em>floresiensis</em></a>, a hobbit-sized hominid whose young would likely have been a feast for the giant storks.</p></blockquote>
<p>I would love to read a &#8216;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_World_%28Conan_Doyle_novel%29">Lost World</a>&#8216; style adventure novel set in this place.</p>
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		<title>The tallest skyscrapers that were never built</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 01:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a drawing of the planned Palace of the Soviets, a massive structure designed in the 1930s as a showcase and bureaucratic centre for the Russian government. It would have been the largest building on Earth, but when the Germans invaded in 1941, the foundation had to be cannibalized to build Moscow&#8217;s defenses. Later, <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/07/the-tallest-skyscrapers-that-were-never-built/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>This is a drawing of the planned <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_the_Soviets">Palace of the Soviets</a>, a massive structure designed in the 1930s as a showcase and bureaucratic centre for the Russian government. It would have been the largest building on Earth, but when the Germans invaded in 1941, the foundation had to be cannibalized to build Moscow&#8217;s defenses.</p>
<p>Later, some of the building&#8217;s steel was used to build bridges, and the structure languished until the late 1950s, when it was finally cleared and the hole dug for it was turned into what was then <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moskva_Pool">the world&#8217;s largest open-air swimming pool</a>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s part of <a href="http://flavorwire.com/134395/sleeping-giants-the-worlds-top-10-scrapped-skyscrapers">a slideshow of massive, never-built skyscrapers that you can check out here</a>, but it was the story of the Palace of the Soviets that really caught my eye.</p>
<p>The site was once home to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_Christ_the_Saviour_%28Moscow%29">Cathedral of Christ the Saviour</a>, originally ordered built on the orders of Alexander I in gratitude for Napoleon&#8217;s retreat, but profoundly changed when his brother, the much-more-Orthodox Nicholas I, succeeded him.</p>
<p>That cathedral saw the debut of Tchaikovsky&#8217;s <em>1812 Overture</em>, but after the Russian Revolution, it was demolished to make way for the Palace of the Soviets &#8212; and it took a year to haul the rubble away.</p>
<p>After the Palace was never built, and after Muscovites tired of the swimming pool, what happened? Well, <a href="http://www.xxc.ru/english/index.htm">they rebuilt the Cathedral of Christ the Saviour</a> &#8212; an exact replica.</p>
<p>You cannot make this up.</p>
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		<title>A cute history of stop-motion. Using stop-motion, of course</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/11/11/a-cute-history-of-stop-motion-using-stop-motion-of-course/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 23:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best part about this video is how it makes me want to learn more about the progenitors of the stop-motion technique. Love it! (by chloe fleury, via GOOD and BoingBoing) You may also enjoy this similar flipbook animation, where they correctly note that the internet has been really good to these types of things.]]></description>
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<p>The best part about this video is how it makes me want to learn more about the progenitors of the stop-motion technique. Love it!</p>
<p><em>(by <a href="http://vimeo.com/user2975276">chloe fleury</a>, via <a href="http://www.good.is/post/learn-a-brief-history-of-stop-motion-by-watching-a-stop-motion-short/">GOOD</a> and <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/11/stop-motion-history.html">BoingBoing</a>)</em></p>
<p>You may also enjoy <a href="http://www.good.is/post/flipbook-a-brief-history-of-pretty-much-everything/">this similar flipbook animation</a>, where they correctly note that the internet has been really good to these types of things.</p>
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		<title>A complete history of the Soviet Union, arranged to the music of &#8216;Tetris&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/10/03/a-complete-history-of-the-soviet-union-arranged-to-the-music-of-tetris/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 16:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, Soviet Russia&#8217;s two greatest exports &#8212; epic history and Tetris &#8212; are together in one YouTube video. Slightly educational, surprisingly funny if you&#8217;ve got an awareness of Russian history, and engaging even if you don&#8217;t. (Via the Facebook of one Tyler Shipley, leader of a band called The Consumer Goods that it is worth <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/10/03/a-complete-history-of-the-soviet-union-arranged-to-the-music-of-tetris/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="640" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hWTFG3J1CP8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hWTFG3J1CP8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Finally, Soviet Russia&#8217;s two greatest exports &#8212; epic history and Tetris &#8212; are together in one YouTube video.</p>
<p>Slightly educational, surprisingly funny if you&#8217;ve got an awareness of Russian history, and engaging even if you don&#8217;t.</p>
<p><em>(Via the Facebook of one Tyler Shipley, leader of a band called <a href="http://www.theconsumergoods.net/">The Consumer Goods</a> that it is <a href="http://theconsumergoods.bandcamp.com/">worth your while to support</a> so they can record a planned fourth album.)</em></p>
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		<title>Manitoba Travelogue, featuring Brandon</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/22/manitoba-travelogue-featuring-brandon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, this clip is from 1949 and the first three minutes focus on Brandon.  It&#8217;s great to see what the city looked like 60-some years ago, but I can&#8217;t help feel a little sad about all the amazing buildings that are no longer standing. So much has changed, but underneath it all, there is a <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/22/manitoba-travelogue-featuring-brandon/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, this clip is from 1949 and the first three minutes focus on Brandon.  It&#8217;s great to see what the city looked like 60-some years ago, but I can&#8217;t help feel a little sad about all the amazing buildings that are no longer standing.</p>
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<p>So much has changed, but underneath it all, there is a real consistency.  How does the saying go?  &#8220;The more things change&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Vintage photographs of the construction of the Statue of Liberty</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s really neat to see something so familiar in a completely unfamiliar context. Here&#8217;s a view of the Statue of Liberty&#8217;s head, outside in the Paris workshop where it was constructed. A few photos were featured at How to be a Retronaut, but they&#8217;re originally from the collection of the New York Public Library, and <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/08/23/vintage-photographs-of-the-construction-of-the-statue-of-liberty/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s really neat to see something so familiar in a completely unfamiliar context. Here&#8217;s a view of the Statue of Liberty&#8217;s head, outside in the Paris workshop where it was constructed.</p>
<p>A few photos were <a href="http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/2010/08/see-the-statue-of-liberty-being-built/">featured at How to be a Retronaut</a>, but they&#8217;re originally from the collection of the New York Public Library, and you can see a bunch more just by <a href="http://www.nypl.org/search/nypl_digitalgallery/statue%20of%20liberty">searching their site</a>.</p>
<p>One of the things that I&#8217;ve always casually wondered about the Statue of Liberty was whether it had always been green. It&#8217;s made of copper, I knew, and I knew that copper turns green &#8212; it&#8217;s used on the roofs of the Canadian Parliament buildings, for example, and I have a vague childhood memory of my dad telling me the same about my elementary school, but it may have just been painted a similar green, and it&#8217;s certainly not copper now.</p>
<p>However, copper takes a few years to slowly age itself to green, and I wondered if, when the Statue of Liberty had been erected, it had been a bright copper instead of subdued green. (It kind of looks copper in the <a href="http://fringepedia.net/wiki/Parallel_Universe#Comparisons_To_This_Universe">alternate-world &#8216;Manhatan&#8217; of Fringe</a>, though.)</p>
<p>Was the statue bright and shiny when it first when up? Or had the copper been aged before the statue was erected &#8212; perhaps in the years that it took to build, so that it was green right from the start?</p>
<p>Obviously, the monochrome photos aren&#8217;t going to answer my question, though they did inspire me to actually sit down and see if I could find the answer.</p>
<p>First, I found a painting, from the official dedication of the statue, in 1886:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/EdwardMoran-UnveilingTheStatueofLiberty1886Large.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8991" title="EdwardMoran-UnveilingTheStatueofLiberty1886Large" src="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/EdwardMoran-UnveilingTheStatueofLiberty1886Large-500x738.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="738" /></a></p>
<p>But that doesn&#8217;t solve anything! The colour is neither copper or green!</p>
<p>Then, I read <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Liberty">the entire Wikipedia article</a> &#8212; and finally found my answer:</p>
<blockquote><p>Originally, the statue was a dull copper color, but shortly after 1900 a green patina,  caused by the oxidation of the copper skin, began to spread. As early  as 1902 it was mentioned in the press; by 1906 it had entirely covered  the statue. In the belief that the patina was evidence of corrosion, Congress authorized $62,800 to paint the statue both inside and out. There was considerable public protest against the proposed exterior painting. The Army Corps of Engineers studied the patina for any ill effects to the statue and concluding  that it protected the skin, &#8220;softened the outlines of the Statue and  made it beautiful.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Bingo! It was originally a &#8220;dull copper&#8221; &#8212; not bright, but completely covered by 1902.</p>
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		<title>A subway for the cows</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/04/17/a-subway-for-the-cows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 16:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gothamist has a great story, um, digging into the rumour that there exist hidden tunnels underneath New York City that exist solely for the purpose of herding cattle. Yes, you heard me right: According to Edible Geography, historian Betty Fussel discovered that cattle traffic was so heavy in the 1870s that a tunnel was built <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/04/17/a-subway-for-the-cows/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gothamist has a great story, um, digging into the rumour that <a href="http://gothamist.com/2010/04/14/flashback_cow_tunnels.php">there exist hidden tunnels underneath New York City that exist solely for the purpose of herding cattle</a>. Yes, you heard me right:</p>
<blockquote><p>According to <a href="http://www.ediblegeography.com/cow-tunnels/">Edible  Geography</a>, historian Betty Fussel discovered that cattle traffic  was so heavy in the 1870s that a tunnel was built to increase the flow  to slaughterhouses along 12th Avenue and 34th Street. The underground  passages were eventually made redundant when refrigerated train cars  were introduced, but they&#8217;re rumored to still be there!</p>
<p>There&#8217;s one reference to the tunnel from 1997, when <a href="http://www.wiprud.com/links.htm">author Brian Wiprud</a> wrote  about &#8220;watching a crew install a drainage basin on Greenwich Street when  they came upon a wall of wood about ten feet down. A laborer went into  the hole with a torch and came out saying it was an oak-vaulted tunnel  ten feet wide by eight feet high that trailed off an undetermined  distance in either direction. <strong>It was then that an old man from  the neighborhood stepped up to the trench and said, &#8216;Why, I see you  found the cattle tunnel.&#8217;”</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>An &#8220;oak-vaulted tunnel ten feet wide by eight feet high&#8221; which may run for several blocks would certainly, I think, become a major tourist attraction. Cities like Moose Jaw (the <a href="http://www.tunnelsofmoosejaw.com/tours.asp">Tunnels of Moose Jaw</a> and their tenuous connection to Al Capone) and Seattle (tired of the flooding, the city raised the streets a full storey, <a href="http://www.undergroundtour.com/about/history.html">turning first-floor display windows into basements</a>) have already capitalized on underground attractions.</p>
<p>New York City, by the way, ha had recent success turning an abandoned elevated rail track into a park (the <a href="http://www.thehighline.org/">High Line</a>), so one wag on the Gothamist site suggested turning these tunnels into the &#8220;Low Line&#8221; &#8212; which is doubly funny when you think of cows lowing.</p>
<p>Urban exploration of this sort has long fascinated me. I remember living in Toronto and never quite finding the time to go looking for <a href="http://transit.toronto.on.ca/subway/5006.shtml">one of its famed, forgotten subway stations</a>. I regret now that I never did.</p>
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		<title>Brothel tokens from ancient Rome</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 06:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These tokens are from ancient Rome, and they&#8217;re called spintriae. They were only manufactured for a few years (perhaps as few as 15) in the first century, and they have no real intrinsic value, being made from brass or bronze. Oh, and they depict sexual activity, rather than the more-common profile of an emperor. View <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/04/05/brothel-tokens-from-ancient-rome/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>These tokens are from ancient Rome, and they&#8217;re called spintriae. They were only manufactured for a few years (perhaps as few as 15) in the first century, and they have no real intrinsic value, being made from brass or bronze.</p>
<p>Oh, and they depict sexual activity, rather than the more-common profile of an emperor. <a href="http://dengedenge.com/2010/02/coins-of-ancient-rome/">View a gallery of them here</a>.</p>
<p>All of that leads many people to believe that they were used as &#8220;tokens&#8221; in Roman brothels &#8212; you pay the cashier, then redeem your coupon upstairs.</p>
<p>But not everyone agrees. Both <a href="http://www.salon.com/technology/how_the_world_works/2010/03/16/dirty_money/index.html">Salon</a> and <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2355/pay-for-play">Cecil at the Straight Dope</a> point to an influential 2007 essay by <a href="http://ssis.arts.unsw.edu.au/staff/geoffrey-fishburn-290.html" target="_blank">Geoffrey Fishburn</a> called <a href="http://www.uq.edu.au/economics/hetsa/Fishburn%20final.pdf" target="_blank">&#8220;Is that a spintriae in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?&#8221;</a> (pdf).</p>
<p>I read it, and he makes some interesting points &#8212; there&#8217;s no evidence of Romans having a token-based sub-economy in any area, let alone brothels; there&#8217;s no real correlation between the numbers on one side of the coin and the acts depicted on the other; Romans didn&#8217;t have the same hangups about sex that we do, so the coins may not mean much of anything; and frankly, it&#8217;s so far back in time that we may never be able to definitively say what they were for.</p>
<p>In fact, they were so cheaply made that they may have just been intended as slightly titillating amusements &#8212; and they&#8217;re still good at that.</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s take a page from the Roman playbook. Here&#8217;s my modest proposal: Next time the Mint wants to do a commemorative run of quarters, why not the Kama Sutra edition?</p>
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		<title>So maybe the Bible did have it right</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s gather up a bunch of (seemingly) random scientific discoveries to see what we can make of them: Paleoclimatologists have discovered physical evidence of a shift in climate in Egypt that took place during the reign of Pharoh Ramses II.  One of the biggest volcanic eruptions in human history took place around 3,500 years ago <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/04/01/so-maybe-the-bible-did-have-it-right/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s gather up a bunch of (seemingly) random scientific discoveries to see what we can make of them:</p>
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<li>Paleoclimatologists have discovered physical evidence of a shift in climate in Egypt that took place during the reign of Pharoh Ramses II. </li>
<li>One of the biggest volcanic eruptions in human history took place around 3,500 years ago when Thera on Santorini exploded.</li>
<li>The city of Pi-Rameses, which was the capital of Egypt during the reign of Pharaoh Rameses II, seems to have been abandoned around 3,000 years ago.</li>
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<p>Three bits of information for which there is valid, verifiable, physical evidence.  Compare these against the story of the Biblical plagues of Egypt.</p>
<p>According to Exodus, there were plagues of blood, frogs, lice, flies, livestock death, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the death of the firstborn.  In that order.  All in all, it doesn&#8217;t sound like much of a good time.</p>
<p>When the climate changed all those millenia ago, there would have been consequences for the Nile:</p>
<blockquote><p>The rising temperatures could have caused the river Nile to dry up, turning the fast flowing river that was Egypt&#8217;s lifeline into a slow moving and muddy watercourse.</p></blockquote>
<p>Slow-moving, warm water is the ideal environment for <em>Oscillatoria rubescens, </em>also known as Burgundy Blood algae.  When this algae dies, it stains the water red and could have easily given rise to the story of the first plague wherein the waters of the Nile turned to blood.</p>
<blockquote><p>The scientists also claim the arrival of this algae set in motion the events that led to the second, third and forth plagues – frogs, lice and flies.</p>
<p>Frogs development from tadpoles into fully formed adults is governed by hormones that can speed up their development in times of stress.</p>
<p>The arrival of the toxic algae would have triggered such a transformation and forced the frogs to leave the water where they lived.</p>
<p>But as the frogs died, it would have meant that mosquitoes, flies and other insects would have flourished without the predators to keep their numbers under control.</p></blockquote>
<p>Right, so that accounts for plagues two through four.  With a rising insect population and unhealthy water, is it any mystery about dying livestock and boils?  Insects are well-known carriers of all manners of disease and a polluted water source would have only compounded the problem.  That solves plagues five and six.</p>
<p>So far, all the plagues have been a logical, biological, progressive cahin of events springing from a documented climate change.  What about the rest of them?  That&#8217;s where the volcanic eruption of Thera comes in.</p>
<blockquote><p>One of the biggest volcanic eruptions in human history occurred when Thera, a volcano that was part of the Mediterranean islands of Santorini, just north of Crete, exploded around 3,500 year ago, spewing billions of tons of volcanic ash into the atmosphere.</p>
<p>Nadine von Blohm, from the Institute for Atmospheric Physics in Germany, has been conducting experiments on how hailstorms form and believes that the volcanic ash could have clashed with thunderstorms above Egypt to produce dramatic hail storms.</p></blockquote>
<p>The documented eruption of a volcano thus accounts for the plague of hail.  Now we might seem to be stymied.  The next plague &#8212; that of locusts &#8212; surely can&#8217;t be tied to a volcano.  Or can it?</p>
<p>Apparently, it can.  The ash in the atmosphere would have contributed to more climatic changes, exactly the sort that create the conditions needed for locusts.  Additionally, the ash clouds could have contributed to the plague of darkness.</p>
<p>All that&#8217;s left is the plague of the death of the first borns.  Which, to me, doesn&#8217;t sound like a plague.  If it is, it&#8217;s a heck of a specific one.  Nonetheless, if we assume this &#8220;plague&#8221; also occured, we can hypothesize that what with the bad water and crazy weather, a blight or fungus or something could have affected the crops.</p>
<p>Culturally speaking, it would have been the male first born that would have first shot at the produce and, thus, been the first to fall afoul of the nasty whatever it was.</p>
<p>If, as some scholars believe, the plagues we centered around Pi-Rameses, we can certainly understand why the city was abandoned.  It wasn&#8217;t like the place was a barrel of laughs 3,000 years ago.</p>
<p>(All quotes and most details from <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7530678/Biblical-plagues-really-happened-say-scientists.html">this article in the Telegraph</a>)</p>
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		<title>The Second World War &#8212; as if it were conducted via Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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<p><em>(Found </em><a href="http://iamtheworstblogger.blogspot.com/2010/03/wwioi.html"><em>here</em></a><em>, via </em><a href="http://www.coudal.com/"><em>Coudal</em></a><em>)</em></p>
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		<title>Alvin York, the man who could not get shot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In all actuality, during WWI, Sgt. Alvin York stood every chance of getting shot but somehow managed to avoid dying by gunfire.  Sure, this might describe hundreds, if not thousands, of WWI soldiers, but how many of themsingle-handedly captured 132 German soldiers at once? Born and raised in Tennessee, York spent his youth in the <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/02/19/alvin-york-the-man-who-could-not-get-shot/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-7060" href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/02/19/alvin-york-the-man-who-could-not-get-shot/alvin_york/"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7060" title="Alvin_York" src="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Alvin_York-500x663.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="464" /></a>In all actuality, during WWI, Sgt. Alvin York stood every chance of getting shot but somehow managed to avoid dying by gunfire.  Sure, this might describe hundreds, if not thousands, of WWI soldiers, but how many of <em>them</em>single-handedly captured 132 German soldiers at once?</p>
<p>Born and raised in Tennessee, York spent his youth in the mountains with a gun, probably shooting at anything that moved.  It was time that could be considered well-spent when he found himself, in the war, part of an offensive in France aimed at breaching the German lines.</p>
<p>The Germans attacked York&#8217;s unit, killing most of them, leaving only a few soldiers guarding some prisoners (and unable to engage in battle) and Sgt. York.  York, in an exposed position, was faced with over 100 Germans attacking him and him alone.</p>
<p>Rather than curling up into the fetal position and waiting for his ultimate end, as most of us would likely do, York manned up.</p>
<p>Lying down on the ground, he began to systematically pick off the machine gunners that were pinning him down.  Whenever he saw a head, he made it a target.  Eventually, a number of soldiers decided to attack him with their bayonets.  As they charged, York drew his service pistol and started to shoot the enemy combatants bearing down on him.  Relying on his experience turkey-hunting, he shot the soldiers at the <em>back of the line</em>, so as not to alert the one in front that they were running out of comrades.</p>
<p>Eventually, York began to call for the enemy&#8217;s surrender.  If they shot at him instead, he would pick them off sharp-shooter style.  In the end, they began to surrender.</p>
<p>As he was marching his prisoners back through the German lines (they were some ways behind them), other German soldiers, believing there were more forces surrounding them, began to surrender as well.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s lots more to the story, but it&#8217;s a Friday and you get the idea.  You can read York on Wikipedia (obviously) or at <a href="http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/01/in-wwi-alvin-york-captured-132-german-soldiers-in-pretty-much-a-1-against-132-gunfight/">Today I Found Out </a>(which includes the story in York&#8217;s own words).</p>
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		<title>Can you tell me how to get to &#8230; Boozetown?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re sitting at a table with a number of other potential investors.  As it&#8217;s 1952, you&#8217;re probably a man and so are all the other Mad Men-attired individuals.  All of you are listening to Mel Johnson give his pitch: Just imagine, he asks his audience, a resort entirely centered on the culture of alcohol. A <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/02/16/can-you-tell-me-how-to-get-to-boozetown/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>You&#8217;re sitting at a table with a number of other potential investors.  As it&#8217;s 1952, you&#8217;re probably a man and so are all the other Mad Men-attired individuals.  All of you are listening to Mel Johnson give his pitch:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Just imagine</em>, he asks his audience, <em>a resort entirely centered on the culture of alcohol. A boozer’s paradise built expressly to facilitate drinking and the good times that naturally follow. Where the bars, clubs and liquor stores never close. Where the police force is there to help drunks, not hassle them. Where even the street names salute sweet mother booze: Gin Lane, Bourbon Boulevard and Scotch Street. An adult playground like no other. Just imagine.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Johnson loved the drinking culture and travelled the world to experience it.   As much as he enjoyed his adventures, he never found the one place that was <em>it</em>.  The one perfect location where everyone could enjoy their drink and everything involved in the occassion.  Thus, Johnson decided, a city devoted solely to drinking would have to be built.</p>
<blockquote><p>At the end of 1950, Mel was a man obsessed. Made restless by his extensive post-war travels, he spent every waking hour sketching in the details of his dream. First, of course, he’d need to put a name to his drunkard homeland. He considered many possibilities, including El Dorado, Boozeville and Lush Land, before finally settling on the portmanteau BoozeTown.</p></blockquote>
<p>During the first stage of BoozeTown&#8217;s existence, Johnson envisioned a resort consisting solely of themed bars.  His headquarters and home would be a giant martini glass in the middle of the city.</p>
<p>The second stage would entail building an onsite brewery, distillery and perhaps even a winery to supply the many outlets in BoozeTown.  Additional infrastructure would be built within the city to help patrons move about.  Think moving sidewalks.</p>
<p>Finally, BoozeTown would focus on establishing a permanent population.  This new city would surely, according to Johnson, attract artists famous and not-yet-famous alike.</p>
<p>Yes, BoozeTown was to be a drinker&#8217;s paradise.</p>
<blockquote><p>Every bar and liquor store would be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Furthermore, you’d have the right to bring your drink with you anywhere you liked, including banks, post offices, and places of worship.</p></blockquote>
<p>BoozeTown would have its own currency (BoozeBucks), security force (The Party Police) and newspaper (BoozeTown Bugle).  There was almost no aspect of BoozeTown that Johnson had not planned for.  Unfortunately, he was never able to raised the funds he needed.</p>
<p>By 1960, Johnson completely abandoned his plans for Boozetown.</p>
<p>Two years later, he was hospitalized for paranoid schizophrenia.  He died in that same hospital four years after his admittance.</p>
<p>It is said his ghost still haunts the now-abandoned Bartonville Mental Hospital.  No word on whether the spectre likes to drink or not. </p>
<p>(Read more about BoozeTown at <a href="http://www.drunkard.com/issues/55/55-boozetown.html">Modern Drunkard</a>.)</p>
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