Sure, I did the quickie Photoshop job, above, and I co-wrote the interview (with Diane Nelson), but you can’t argue with the authority of the Great Pumpkin — especially when he’s talking about Hallowe’en.

Specifically, he’s in favour of the apostrophe (as am I, startlingly). Here are part of his (and my) views on the matter:

There was something about the apostrophe that really set “Hallowe’en” apart from other holidays. It looks older, more ornate, more interesting. It intrigues people when they see it. The apostrophe hints at something hidden, something left out, but still there.

I guess you could say that the apostrophe haunts the rest of the word. Is that too poetic?

Not too poetic at all! Go read the whole “interview” here (although, it may be behind a paywall.)

 

I love how this turns the tables on the ol’ haunted house trope and puts the “trick” back in trick-or-treat.

(via BB)

Oct 302011
 

We found this video by merely searching “Halloween” on YouTube, and then we killed ourselves laughing.

 

It’s “Thriller”. You can’t go wrong! And, if you don’t have 15 minutes, well, first stop lying to me, of course you do. And second, here’s the best part of the whole video, in 1/15th of a minute:

This is my Jack o’Lantern

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 30 October 2011  Modern Life
Oct 302011
 

As I mentioned when I posted it to Facebook, “I carved a representation of the existential pain of having your head hollowed out.”

And I think I am quite the little sculptor, too!

 

Ha! Although the special effects don’t quite look as convincing as they could, I think I’m definitely ready for a bit of cheese with my rotting flesh.

Plus, how can you say no to a made-for-TV movie that stars Ving Rhames with a sledgehammer? And is that The Crabman from My Name Is Earl that I see at the start? Hope he makes it!

“Zombie Apocalypse” premieres tonight (Saturday) on the SyFy network, if you get it. I don’t — and apparently can’t — so I’m going to have to torrent it later.

Halloween is truly my favourite time of the year. Unless they start making Christmas zombie movies, that is.

Oh, and while I was watching this clip, I also noticed this list of 10 real-world places that would be awesome to hole up in during a zombie apocalypse.

Oct 282011
 

Amy and I try to find couple costumes, so unless we go as Mr. and Mrs. Zipperface, this idea’s not for us. But I was struck by how realistic it looks, and how simple the project basically is. It’s just a regular zipper, glued to his face, blended in with makeup, and fake blood underneath.

He’s got a more detailed set of instructions at the YouTube page.

 

I posted this in longer form on my work blog, but the videos were too good not to share here, as well.

I estimate you could do both of these projects with about $20 and in two or three hours. This is exactly what a weekend afternoon is for, especially with Halloween on Monday.

Thanks to YouTube user HouseholdHacker for the instructions.

If you’ve got a minute, give this Globe and Mail piece a read, too. “Halloween is a time to invest in social capital,” writes Frances Woolley. Fantastic way to look at it.

Oct 272011
 

Um, yes!

Also, can I say that I love the idea of a really smoky Jack o’Lantern? The way it oozes out is creepy in a whole new way — different, not really better or worse than a flickering candle. The sparklers were cool, too, but they wouldn’t last long enough to be worthwhile on Halloween.

Now this is pumpkin-carving

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 24 October 2011  Modern Life
Oct 242011
 

 

 

Um, wow.

Take a gigantic pumpkin and let a master carver at it, and you get something a little bit better than the standard Jack o’Lantern. You get zombies bursting out of it!

Incredible. Check out the full photo gallery at Inhabitat.

Source: Ray Villafane Carves the World’s Largest Pumpkin into an Intricate Spine-Tingling Sculpture | Inhabitat New York City.

Oct 222011
 

 

 

Want to carve a Jack o’Lantern but don’t have any pumpkins? Only have a butternut squash? Well, problem effing solved, my man!

(via Skull A Day)

 

I saw this on Boing Boing, but it was tweeted out by @RobertPearlman.

Now that the space shuttle program is dead, I guess you could go as a zombie space shuttle program?

Actually, zombie astronaut might be fun, if you happened to have an old space suit around, and wanted to give it some ragged rips and blood and guts.

Oct 202011
 

(thanks, Mike!)

Nov 022010
 

Obviously one of the best parts of Halloween is the pumpkin carving. But what to do with it after your done? Here’s some ideas!

Click for larger image! Making a vase and candle holder are a little … different, but roasting the seeds is one of my favourite things to do!

(The Pure Bar via Buzzfeed)

 

I don’t have a kid, but I do strenuously maintain a childlike sense of wonder inside my own self, so there’s a wee bit of giddyness bubbling up inside me as I read through the recipe for Baked Pumpkin Oatmeal on the Cooking With My Kid blog.

Using a small sugar pumpkin, just hollow the insides out, plop in some steel cut oats, along with spices, butter and a little milk, then bake for 45 mins or an hour at about 375 F. They say to leave the lid off the pumpkin for the first 20 minutes or so and then to put it on loosely, to let steam escape. Also, they recommend soaking the stem in some water.

There’s a full recipe with measurements and everything here, but I’d bet this is the type of thing that rewards experimentation!

Amy, we are so doing this on Hallowe’en morning!

(via Boing Boing)