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		<title>Awesome life-like T-Rex costume</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/04/14/awesome-life-like-t-rex-costume/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 22:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Breen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely love this video. The costume is so life-like, and it&#8217;s really funny to watch the kids get scared, then see them getting bold, only to be scared again. Even though they know it&#8217;s fake, it&#8217;s obviously hard to separate what they know with what they&#8217;re seeing, especially when it roars at them. The <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/04/14/awesome-life-like-t-rex-costume/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>I absolutely love this video. The costume is so life-like, and it&#8217;s really funny to watch the kids get scared, then see them getting bold, only to be scared again. Even though they know it&#8217;s fake, it&#8217;s obviously hard to separate what they know with what they&#8217;re seeing, especially when it roars at them.</p>
<p>The T-Rex made a visit to promote the show <a href="http://www.dinosaurlive.com/about-the-show/">Walking with Dinosaurs</a>.</p>
<p>(<a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/04/13/today-on-tdw-geek-36/">Via</a>, which was <a href="http://www.ohhaveyouseenthis.com/2011/04/dinosaur-surprise.html">via</a>)</p>
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		<title>How to write a hit song</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/02/17/how-to-write-a-hit-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 13:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Breen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As told by Dave Grohl! Isn&#8217;t he adorable? And so much sweeter when he&#8217;s not hopped up on caffeine.]]></description>
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<p>As told by Dave Grohl! Isn&#8217;t he adorable? And so much sweeter when he&#8217;s not <a href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/03/18/someone-who-loves-coffee-more-than-me/">hopped up on caffeine</a>.</p>
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		<title>BBC and technology (and puns)</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/22/bbc-and-technology-and-puns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Puns may be the lowest form of humor, but they still make me laugh.  (Sometimes.) This was one of those times.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Puns may be the lowest form of humor, but they still make me laugh.  (Sometimes.)</p>
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<p>This was one of those times.</p>
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		<title>Customers say the darndest things&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/11/24/customers-say-the-darndest-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having worked retail for a long, long time, I have a fair number of stories about odd interactions with customers.  Just about anyone who works some sort of customer service position for any length of time does.  We all have our favorites that we tell at parties, or when exchanging war stories with colleagues. Sometimes <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/11/24/customers-say-the-darndest-things/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having worked retail for a long, long time, I have a fair number of stories about odd interactions with customers.  Just about anyone who works some sort of customer service position for any length of time does.  We all have our favorites that we tell at parties, or when exchanging war stories with colleagues.</p>
<p>Sometimes these stories are funny, sometimes just odd.  In any case, I love hearing about the strange people others have had to deal with if for no other reason than to reassure myself that the interactions I have had are not that far outside the norm.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s why (particularly at this time of year when retail activity is <em>crazy</em>) I like to frequent <a href="http://notalwaysright.com/">(The Customer is) Not Always Right</a>. </p>
<p>As the holiday season ramps up, I encourage those of you that work in customer service (or used to) to check it out as a form of therapy.  Or to kill time.  Or for a laugh.</p>
<p>All good reasons.</p>
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		<title>Lego is awesome.</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/11/23/lego-is-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 14:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a short film, but it is way too good to keep until Friday.  Plus, I&#8217;ll probably forget.  My blog postings have been really lacking lately &#8212; I blame it on writing a novel and growing a moustache (I will have more to say on this once Movember is done).  They both take a <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/11/23/lego-is-awesome/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a short film, but it is way too good to keep until Friday.  Plus, I&#8217;ll probably forget.  My blog postings have been really lacking lately &#8212; I blame it on writing a novel and growing a moustache (I will have more to say on this once Movember is done).  They both take a lot of time and energy. </p>
<p>But I digress.  Here is the awesome Lego film thingy.</p>
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<p>Funny!</p>
<p>You know what else is funny?  The webcomic that had a link to this video &#8212; that&#8217;s how you got it.  You see the connection?   So &#8212; funny webcomic:  <a href="http://www.dinger.ca" target="_blank">Dinger</a>.  We have a permanent link just over there, to the left.  Check it out, if you haven&#8217;t done so already.</p>
<p>And if you haven&#8217;t, why not?  Everything we post here is gold, baby!</p>
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		<title>Impressions are fun!</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/11/08/impressions-are-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 23:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Breen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[amusing]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[michael caine]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon doing their impressions of Michael Caine on their show The Trip, which apparently revolves around the two of them going to different restaurants to do reviews. I want to watch more! Also, I think Rob Brydon (the first guy) does a much better job. (via)]]></description>
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<p>This is Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon doing their impressions of Michael Caine on their show <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00vsvv5"><em>The Trip</em></a>, which apparently revolves around the two of them going to different restaurants to do reviews. I want to watch more!</p>
<p>Also, I think Rob Brydon (the first guy) does a much better job.</p>
<p>(<a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1517313174/this-is-hilarious-you-should-watch-it-of-the-day">via</a>)</p>
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		<title>Hitler the hipster</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/15/hitler-the-hipster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it socially acceptable to make Nazi jokes now? I mean, as long as we&#8217;re making fun of them, can characters like Hitler be somewhat sympathetic (emphasis on the pathetic)? Here&#8217;s a comic about the Beer Hall Putsch, for example. I don&#8217;t know how I feel about this. But I do know I laughed milk <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/15/hitler-the-hipster/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>Is it socially acceptable to make Nazi jokes now? I mean, as long as we&#8217;re making fun of them, can characters like Hitler be somewhat sympathetic (emphasis on the pathetic)?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s <a href="http://hipsterhitler.com/2010/09/beer/">a comic about the Beer Hall Putsch</a>, for example.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how I feel about this. But I do know I laughed milk out my nose at the twist ending to <a href="http://hipsterhitler.com/2010/09/typewriter/">this comic about the genesis of Mein Kampf</a>. Serious laughter.</p>
<p><em>(Thanks? Colin)</em></p>
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		<title>Cooking … with ’sner</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/06/cooking-with-sner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s &#8220;Cooking with &#8217;SNER&#8221;, as in making food with Old Style Pilsner &#8212; the Canadian version of a hipster beer like PBL. Imagine if the Trailer Park Boys had a cable access cooking show. Check out Episode 2, in which they make a summer SNER snalad for a starter, then finish with ricotta spinach chicken served <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/06/cooking-with-sner/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s &#8220;Cooking with &#8217;SNER&#8221;, as in making food with <a href="http://www.oldstylepilsner.com/">Old Style Pilsner</a> &#8212; the Canadian version of a hipster beer like PBL. Imagine if the Trailer Park Boys had a cable access cooking show.</p>
<p>Check out Episode 2, in which they make a summer SNER snalad for a starter, then finish with ricotta spinach chicken served on rice and a 6 pack of SNER.</p>
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<p>Thanks to my cousin Mitch, who sent this on to my uncle Rod, who passed it on to me. He claims we are going to have a Cheeseburger Picnic &#8212; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ka7hhseeog">&#8217;sner style</a> &#8212; next summer. I will be watching my inbox for the e-vite.</p>
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		<title>So this is what Cee-Lo looks like to the ladies</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/04/so-this-is-what-cee-lo-looks-like-to-the-ladies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 15:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One side: Guy with broken heart can&#8217;t get over girl who dumped him. Other side: Girl is terrified by weirdo creepy stalker. Whitney Avalon is the singer behind this answer song. It&#8217;s a little too obvious in places, but funny. And, if you still haven&#8217;t seen the original, Amy posted it weeks ago as &#8220;the <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/09/04/so-this-is-what-cee-lo-looks-like-to-the-ladies/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One side: Guy with broken heart can&#8217;t get over girl who dumped him.</p>
<p>Other side: Girl is terrified by weirdo creepy stalker.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="640" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fwR_jZPMe6g?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fwR_jZPMe6g?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p><a href="http://whitneyavalon.com/" target="_blank">Whitney Avalon</a> is the singer behind this answer song. It&#8217;s a little too obvious in places, but funny.</p>
<p>And, if you still haven&#8217;t seen the original, <a href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/08/20/greatest-song-ever/">Amy posted it weeks ago</a> as &#8220;the greatest song ever&#8221; and <a href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/08/24/three-things-that-are-wrong-with-cee-lo-greens-ultra-viral-mega-single-fuck-you-and-its-not-the-swear/">I replied a little later</a> with my critique.</p>
<p>Oh, it has <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU">an actual video</a> now, too.</p>
<p><em>(via <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1061317591/song-parody-of-the-day-two-sides-to-every-fuck">tdw</a>)</em></p>
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		<title>Are schools biased against students who don&#8217;t care?</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/08/26/are-schools-biased-against-students-who-dont-care/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new school year is just around the corner.  As an educator, I am often preoccupied with making the classroom as inclusive as possible.  I want to help students succeed. But I have to admit, I may be guilty of being biased against students that just don&#8217;t care. (Warning:  Language NSFW!)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new school year is just around the corner.  As an educator, I am often preoccupied with making the classroom as inclusive as possible.  I want to help students succeed.</p>
<p>But I have to admit, I may be guilty of being biased against students that just don&#8217;t care.</p>
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<p><em>(Warning:  Language NSFW!)</em></p>
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		<title>Why &#8216;Back to the Future&#8217; Is Secretly Horrifying</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/08/02/why-back-to-the-future-is-secretly-horrifying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By way of explanation, a few points before the video: 1.  I recently watched all the Back to the Future movies.  They are not without their problems, but I love them. 2.  It&#8217;s not Friday and this video isn&#8217;t really a short film, but I&#8217;ve been terrible about posting anything this summer.  Thus, I&#8217;m going <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/08/02/why-back-to-the-future-is-secretly-horrifying/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By way of explanation, a few points before the video:</p>
<p>1.  I recently watched all the Back to the Future movies.  They are not without their problems, but I love them.</p>
<p>2.  It&#8217;s not Friday and this video isn&#8217;t really a short film, but I&#8217;ve been terrible about posting anything this summer.  Thus, I&#8217;m going to call this video a &#8220;make-up&#8221; for the lack of short film Friday postings.  It&#8217;s that good.</p>
<p>3.  Why does everything seem like so much more work in the summer &#8212; even fun tasks like posting here on Absurd Intellectual?</p>
<p>I now present &#8220;Why &#8216;Back to the Future&#8217; is Secretly Horrifying&#8221; by Cracked.com:</p>
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		<title>A gum to clean away that dirty feeling</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/06/13/a-gum-to-clean-away-that-dirty-feeling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As they said on Buzzfeed, &#8220;I am totally OK with the future of advertising being one long Arrested Development reenactment.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>As <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/the-prom-date">they said on Buzzfeed</a>, &#8220;I am totally OK with the future of advertising being one long Arrested Development reenactment.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>When ampersands go wrong (&amp; comments!)</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/06/04/when-ampersands-go-wrong-comments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 04:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the newest addition to my daily blog-check: ShitAmpersand.com Yes, it&#8217;s a posting of the worst examples of typography &#8212; as exemplified by the &#38; symbol. I&#8217;m no type designer, but I know enough about type design to know that, when you&#8217;re constrained by the limits of x-height and regular descenders, you can bust <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/06/04/when-ampersands-go-wrong-comments/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the newest addition to my daily blog-check: <a href="http://shitampersand.com/">ShitAmpersand.com</a></p>
<p>Yes, it&#8217;s a posting of the worst examples of typography &#8212; as exemplified by the &amp; symbol.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m no type designer, but I know enough about type design to know that, when you&#8217;re constrained by the limits of x-height and regular descenders, you can bust loose with the ampersand. It&#8217;s where all your creativity can really be expressed (that and swashes, but no one really cares about swashes).</p>
<p>Anyway, I have a feeling that typographers express themselves in ampersand designs kind of like drunks &#8212; there are happy drunks and there are angry drunks. And there are awesome ampersands and, well, shit ampersands. Like this one:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gigi.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8272" title="gigi" src="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gigi.png" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Gigi</strong>: I had Calamari for a starter last night it was very nice. In future that  dish will be forever ruined after witnessing this ampersand.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A new sport for the summer</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/06/04/a-new-sport-for-the-summer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T. Keith Edmunds</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It takes dedication, training and a whole lot of athleticism, but these guys have developed a fantastic new sport I encourage all Absurd Intellectual readers to attempt at least once this summer. If you do try, I want to see video.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It takes dedication, training and a whole lot of athleticism, but these guys have developed a fantastic new sport I encourage all Absurd Intellectual readers to attempt at least once this summer.</p>
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<p>If you do try, I want to see video.</p>
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		<title>I, too, make a better reporter than I would a criminal</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/06/01/i-too-make-a-better-reporter-than-i-would-a-criminal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 04:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had my share of embarrassing moments &#8212; some of them even as a reporter. Mostly, for me, it&#8217;s been when a long interview has droned on and on, and I&#8217;ve suddenly been caught daydreaming, unsure how the sentence just ended, with someone staring at me, expectantly waiting for an astute followup question. Oh, there <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/06/01/i-too-make-a-better-reporter-than-i-would-a-criminal/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had my share of embarrassing moments &#8212; some of them even as a reporter. Mostly, for me, it&#8217;s been when a long interview has droned on and on, and I&#8217;ve suddenly been caught daydreaming, unsure how the sentence just ended, with someone staring at me, expectantly waiting for an astute followup question.</p>
<p>Oh, there have been a few headline, um, foul-ups. But at least it&#8217;s never been like this:</p>
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<p>Man, you have to feel for the guy. He&#8217;s really trying!</p>
<p>I like that he&#8217;s the one who posted this video, too.</p>
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