Small business Saturday

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 22 November 2011  Modern Life
Nov 222011
 

Small Business Saturday is just one of the backlashes against the Black Friday consumerist madness. Cyber Monday has grown into a black day all its own, and I’m sure the small business owners of the world hope that Saturday does, too.

I also saw a handmade/local crafts “day” being planned, but I can’t remember what it was called, which makes it impossible to Google. (Here’s a similar pledge.)

All of these, of course, share the conceit that it’s not the consumerism that’s the problem, it’s that you’re aiming your consumerist impulses in the wrong place.

The granddaddy of all of them, of course, is Buy Nothing Day.

Having just had two great experiences with local, downtown shops in the past week, and having had excellent luck last year having a local artisan custom-craft me a gift, you can tell I’m primed to support these causes.

And yet — I was at Wal-Mart yesterday. And I’ve already ordered gifts this year from Amazon.

So don’t feel bad if you did, too. But the Christmas season is such a spend-a-thon, it’s an excellent time, no matter what the prompt, to take a step back, a deep breath, and examine exactly where all that hard-earned cash of yours is going.

Hmmm, actually, that’s an interesting idea: Cash-only Christmas. Tackle the credit crisis and force local shopping all in one? LOVE IT.

(Of course, I’m not the first to think of it, but maybe I can be the one to make it a thing this year.)

Best Christmas commercial ever?

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 15 November 2011  Modern Life
Nov 152011
 

Copyranter thinks so. And, after watching it, I might have to agree.

Nov 142011
 

The project sounds stellar:

‘Santa vs Dracula’ is full color graphic novel about Count Dracula invading Santa Claus’s workshop with an army of monsters (Frankenstein’s Monster, Mr. Hyde, Invisible Man, the Wicked Witch of the West, etc) in order to gain Santa’s ability to enter people’s homes at will. Of course, Santa has his own allies and they aren’t about to give the big-guy up without a fight!

They’re about half-way funded on Kickstarter! Help them out!

 

Spock for your Christmas tree is some $40 at ThinkGeek and lights up when you plug it into a strand of lights.

Now awaiting the “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not an ornament!” light-up McCoy.

Oct 232011
 

 

I’m not sure why these were designed to look so much like Pokémon balls, but these Christmas ornaments are in official Pantone colours.

That’s important to us design-y types, especially of the print variety.

But I suspect if you put these on your Christmas tree, you’d better be prepared for a whole lot of weird looks from your family.

Find out how to buy ‘em here: Benvenuti in Seletti.

Dec 252010
 

Brings to mind this classic “Deep Thoughts,” by Jack Handy:

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier as to cut them all down? Well, maybe if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

Merry X-mas!

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 25 December 2010  Modern Life
Dec 252010
 

(via tdw)

Merry Christmas, all

 Posted by Grant Hamilton on 24 December 2010  Modern Life, Music
Dec 242010
 

Amy and I got a Boxee Box earlier this year and we adore it. As a “Merry Christmas Eve,” the Boxee folks highlighted this video. I thought it was perfect for sharing.

Have a Very Zombie Holiday

 Posted by T. Keith Edmunds on 22 December 2010  Modern Life
Dec 222010
 

Worried about the Zombie Apocalypse ruining your Christmas?  Don’t be! Here is an instructional video to make sure things go smoothly.

(courtesy a zombie-entranced Facebooking friend)

 

If you hate Christmas shopping but love mathematics, you’re in luck. Over at Wired, Garth Sundem has detailed a formula that you can follow so that you spend exactly the right amount of money on each person’s gift. Then you don’t end up buying your brother-in-law a $50 gift and running out of cash before you get anything for your girlfriend.

He says:

1. Define your total budget. Be realistic. For this example, I’m using $500.

2. List everyone for whom you need to buy a gift.

3. Now next to each person’s name, give them an importance rank from 1-10 (10 high).

4. Sum all the people, multiplied by their ranks. It should look something like this 10(wife)+8(kid1)+8(kid2)+3(dad)+3(mom)+1(in-laws)+4(nephew)=37(total)

5. Set your total equal to your budget: 37(total)=$500

6. Solve for (total): total=$13.50

7. Multiply this “total” by each person’s importance to see how much you should spend. In this example, your wife gets 10*13.5=$135, and your kids get 8*13.5=$108.

With only $500 in your pocket, and without time at this point to dilly dally with another shopping trip, you’ll be forced to stick to it.

Of course, this only works if you can follow your budget perfectly. If you instead find the perfect gift for someone but it’s a few bucks higher than you’re “allowed” to spend, it will throw all the other gifts out of whack.

Also, in any realistic universe, finding a gift that is to-the-penny exact on your budget will be much more stressful than shopping in the first place.

I would add some fuzziness. Also, this would be interesting to figure out after Christmas, when you reconcile the receipts, and see how close you come to the ideal budget.

 

Who here knows the legend of animals being given the gift of speech at midnight on Christmas Eve — allegedly to reward them for giving up their manger (and the rest of the barn) to the newborn Jesus.

I find it kind of odd that this legend seems to have floated along, under the radar, and isn’t more of a main myth every Christmas. Every child wants to wait up and catch Santa delivering presents, but no one wants to have a chat with Fluffy?

Anyway, this adorable compilation of singing animals was sent to me by Kent. I do not think I can improve on his explanation, which went thus:

Merry Absurd Χριστός-mas, Granty. ooo Kent And Ally. After extensive review, I have found that the x’s might be kisses and the o’s might be hugs. So just hugs to you, or kisses, take it however you like. Also, xxx might have been misleading. So yeah, back to the point, I just showed you why they call it X-mas, in a long winded, roundabout way.

Happy Caturday, Kent and everyone!

 

As (loosely) promised, a bonus Christmas-themed Short Film Friday post! 

I thought about posting any one of a billion schmaltzy, feel-good, crappy, cookie-cutter Christmas short films.  Seriously.  Go to YouTube and search.  They’re everywhere, if that’s the kind of thing that blows up your holiday-themed skirt.  But that’s not how I roll…

Instead, I offer to you the first episode of Infinite Santa 8000 — a sci-fi horror animated series starring Santa Claus.  If mutants and murder and cybernetic implants and cannibalism don’t scream “Christmas,” I don’t know what does.

If you dig it, check out the Infinite Santa website, where you can see the rest of the episodes (currently at 11 and counting…)

Dec 142010
 

As part of a top-secret homemade Advent calendar project for Amy, I came up with a couple of Christmas playlists for her. But, now that she’s opened that door in the Advent calendar, I can share those Christmas playlists with you.

There are two playlists, with 20 songs each. I played with trying to get to 24 or 25 songs each, but it seemed to naturally fall at 20 songs. One of the playlists is a little slower and quieter, the other one a little faster. But neither of them are exactly raucous. And both tend towards the folky/acoustic side of things, but not from any actual effort on my part to make them that way.

My entire modus operandi was to create playlists that you could put on in the background of a holiday party — nothing that would be the main event itself. And yet, I wanted to branch out and find non-standard Christmas tunes. I tried to only use Christmas songs that I had never heard before, although a couple of familiar ones did sneak in.

Let me know what you think!

Red Christmas

She’s Underneath the Mistletoe Again – Antsy Mcclain
Great Adventure – Dan Bryk
Don’t Want Another Christmas (Like Last Christmas) – Gentleman Auction House
Xmas In The Jailhouse – Ox
All I Want For Christmas – The Genuine Fakes
It’s Christmas Time Again – Harley Poe
All These Winter Nights – The Higher Elevations
Christmas On The Beach – Irene
Jingle Jangle Christmas – Metro Jets
Christmas Peace – Shadetree
Christmas Day – Strayfolk
Here Comes Christmas – Bill Kelly
(Merry Xmas) Thanks For The Roses – Antje Duvekot
Whiskey Christmas – Darby O’Gill And The Little People
Gold Front Tooth – Dick Smith
X-mas song – Fireflies
Last Christmas (Wham! cover) – Jimmy Eat World
Just Like Christmas – Low
I Wanna Spend My X-Mas Time With You – Phil Lee
Black Christmas – Poly Styene

Download “Red Christmas” in a single zip file!

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Green Christmas

Christmas at the Trailer Park – Antsy Mcclain
Christmastime Blues – Jaimi Shuey
Christmas in London – Krista Detor
Christmas Is Coming Soon – Blitzen Trapper
It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It’s Spring) – Milberg
Oh Sweet Christmas! – Oh Sweet Music!
A Blue Christmas – The Perishers
Carol For The Lonely – Sofia Talvik
Holy Night – Thomas Denver Johnsson
Christmas Isn’t Christmas – The Boy Least Likely To
I’d Like You for Christmas – Christabel and the Jons
Red-Eyed Santa – Dick Smith
Christmas In Prison – Emmy The Great & Lightspeed Champion
Be My Valentine On Christmas – Glenna Bell
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas – Hem
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – Hoax Funeral
The Christmas Song – Mark Jungers & the Whistling Mules
Christmas is for Losers – Mike Nicolai
All I Want is Truth (for Christmas) – The Mynabirds
That Was The Worst Christmas Ever! – Sufjan Stevens

Download “Green Christmas” in a single zip file!

Dec 122010
 

With less than two weeks before Christmas, I guess I can begin to uncouple myself from the deeply ingrained grinchiness and provide you with some Holiday cheer.

North Point Community Church has an iBand — that is, a band that plays music using “i” tools.  And it’s pretty cool, too.

Check it out:

 

Yes, I am a bit of a Scrooge.  Christmas is fine and dandy, but I don’t need a month and a half of it — two weeks is even pushing it.

Yet, it’s that time of year when Christmas specials start to take over and there is nothing we can do about it.  Or is there?

Yes.  I can take that kind of Charlie Brown Christmas.

Until maybe December 23rd, then give me the real deal.   As long as you have it cleaned up and put away by the New Year.