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		<title>Manual kerning, the poster</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/05/18/manual-kerning-the-poster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 18:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was absolutely entranced by this post on Quad Royal &#8211; a Vintage Poster Blog, taking a look at something they found rolled up in an old tube. They found two posters &#8212; one white, one black; one full of an upper-case alphabet, the other, lower-case. What were they? As it turned out, instructions &#8212; <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/05/18/manual-kerning-the-poster/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>I was absolutely entranced by <a href="http://vintageposterblog.com/2011/01/21/spacing-oddity/">this post</a> on <a href="http://vintageposterblog.com/">Quad Royal &#8211; a Vintage Poster Blog</a>, taking a look at something they found rolled up in an old tube.</p>
<p>They found two posters &#8212; one white, one black; one full of an upper-case alphabet, the other, lower-case. What were they? As it turned out, instructions &#8212; spacing rules, to be exact. Or, kerning.</p>
<blockquote><p>[T]hese instructions are by the great graphic designer <a title="Jock Kinnear on Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jock_Kinneir" target="_blank">Jock Kinneir</a>.  He’s best known for designing the template and typeface for Britain’s  road signage along with Margaret Calvert (the Design museum have written  <a title="Design Museum Kinnear Calvert" href="http://designmuseum.org/design/jock-kinneir-margaret-calvert" target="_blank">an interesting piece</a> about it if you want to know more). But in 1964 they also designed <a title="Rail Alphabet on Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_Alphabet" target="_blank">Rail Alphabet</a>, as part of the <a title="DRU on guardian" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2010/oct/12/design-research-unit-branding-britain" target="_blank">Design Research Unit</a>‘s rebranding of British Railways.</p>
<p>So that’s what I think this is, particularly as the posters came as part  of an assorted lot from the Malcolm Guest sale. I imagine that, given  their battered and used state, they were up on the walls of a design  office somewhere in the British Railways system.</p>
<p>Now of course rendered obsolete by the computer. But a rather a fascinating bit of graphic design history nonetheless.</p>
<p>What I’ve also discovered in the course of writing this post is that  Rail Alphabet wasn’t just used by British Railways, but also by Gatwick  Airport and the NHS too, right up until the mid 1990s.  So it’s more  than just a typeface, it’s the written identity of the post-war British  state.</p></blockquote>
<p>So, not just a really cool-looking poster (<a href="http://vintageposterblog.com/2011/01/21/spacing-oddity/">click over to the full post</a>, where they&#8217;ve got photos of the full things), but also an important historical artifact. The blog says they will be donated to a museum.</p>
<p>I would love to have them re-printed.</p>
<p><em>(via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Coudal/status/70827702415929344">@Coudal</a>)</em></p>
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		<title>Ssssnake &#8230; on a plain?</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/05/06/ssssnake-on-a-plain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 18:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amy, down at Dinsdale Park to take pictures of the flooding, nearly steps on a snake. And then takes pictures of the snake! I took care of the video.]]></description>
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<p>Amy, down at Dinsdale Park to take pictures of <a href="http://www.brandonsun.com/flood/">the flooding</a>, nearly steps on a snake. And then takes pictures of the snake! I took care of the video.</p>
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		<title>Shooting with a silencer: Camera noise, the Jacobsen Blimp, and why those Osama/Obama photos were staged</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/05/04/shooting-with-a-silencer-camera-noise-the-jacobsen-blimp-and-why-those-osamaobama-photos-were-staged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 17:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did your local newspaper run a photo of U.S. President Barack Obama, addressing the nation about the death of Osama bin Laden? Well, no, it didn&#8217;t. What your local newspaper actually ran was a staged photo, taken a few minutes after the president gave his speech. Obama walked back out to the podium, and faked <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/05/04/shooting-with-a-silencer-camera-noise-the-jacobsen-blimp-and-why-those-osamaobama-photos-were-staged/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did your local newspaper run a photo of U.S. President Barack Obama, addressing the nation about the death of Osama bin Laden?</p>
<p>Well, no, it didn&#8217;t.</p>
<p><a href="http://apple.copydesk.org/2011/05/03/about-that-historic-photo-you-used-in-mondays-paper/">What your local newspaper <em>actually</em> ran was a staged photo</a>, taken a few minutes after the president gave his speech. Obama walked back out to the podium, and faked talking for a few minutes, while photographers snapped away.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/als-morning-meeting/130913/reuters-ap-photojournalists-describe-staging-of-obama-photo-staged-after-announcement-of-bin-ladens-death/">According to Al Tomkins, writing on journalism website Poynter.org, this is pretty standard practice</a> &#8212; although it&#8217;s not talked about much:</p>
<blockquote><p>This type of staging has been going on for decades.</p>
<p>John Harrington, president of the White House News Photographers  Association, tells me that the Obama Administration has used this  technique before and they are not the first.</p>
<p>“I am aware of it happening in previous administrations. I believe  Bush 41 did it too,” Harrington said. “The times where I have known of  it happening before is when the President is in the Oval Office and you  are working in a very tight space.”</p>
<p>Other photographers who work at the White House told Poynter.org   that since the Reagan era (and possibly before) it has been the standard  operating procedure that during a live presidential address, still  cameras are not allowed to photograph the actual event.</p></blockquote>
<p>(See also the blog of Jason Reed, a White House photographer for Reuters, who <a href="http://blogs.reuters.com/photo/2011/05/02/ready-to-record-history/">posted a description of the night</a> that Tompkins linked to.)</p>
<p>So why do they do it?</p>
<p>Apparently, it&#8217;s partly a concern for space, partly because the teleprompter gets in the way, and partly because camera shutters make too much noise (especially when there are dozens of them, and they&#8217;re echoing off White House marble).</p>
<p>But there are ways to silence a camera. Check out this cool foam-lined case for an SLR that practically mutes the shutter sound, although at the price of limiting your ability to change settings on the camera itself. It&#8217;s called a Jacobsen Blimp:</p>
<p><object width="640" height="510"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V-rzgEAOJJA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V-rzgEAOJJA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Tompkins doesn&#8217;t hold back what he thinks about this type of re-staging of a photo. Although the initial photo captions are clear that this was a re-enactment, Poynter checked into 50 newspaper front pages from the next morning. More than half don&#8217;t make it clear to readers that they&#8217;re not seeing the actual speech:</p>
<blockquote><p>It is time for this kind of re-enactment to end.  The White House should  value truth and authenticity. The technology  clearly exists to  document important moments without interrupting them. Photojournalists  and their employers should insist on and press for access  to document  these historic moments.</p></blockquote>
<p>Hear, hear.</p>
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		<title>Easy DIY project</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/04/27/easy-diy-project/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 21:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Breen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any photographers out there who have been in the game for awhile will probably have (or had) a film camera. And with film cameras, comes film, and pages and pages of negatives. Personally, I have a whole box full of them. They&#8217;re all digitized now, but it&#8217;s hard to get rid of negatives, you know, <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/04/27/easy-diy-project/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-10858" href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/04/27/easy-diy-project/film-lamp/"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-10858" title="film lamp" src="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/film-lamp.jpg" alt="" width="432" height="289" /></a></p>
<p>Any photographers out there who have been in the game for awhile will probably have (or had) a film camera. And with film cameras, comes film, and pages and pages of negatives.</p>
<p>Personally, I have a whole box full of them. They&#8217;re all digitized now, but it&#8217;s hard to get rid of negatives, you know, <em>just in case</em>.</p>
<p>Which brings us to the above picture. Instead of throwing away those old negatives, you can make a really cool lamp out of them!</p>
<p>Over at the craft website <a href="http://www.poopscape.com/projects/grono%20lamp/gronolamp.htm">Poopscape</a>, there&#8217;s a detailed explanation on how to make this, with basically a $10 lamp and some glue. Very neat! And very easy, too.</p>
<p>(<a href="http://ca.lifehacker.com/5790240/turn-photo-negatives-into-artsy-personalized-lamps">Via</a>. Thanks for the tip, Alawna!)</p>
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		<title>From 8mm to your DSLR</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/23/from-8mm-to-your-dslr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 16:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a really near hack to get footage from an old film into a modern digital format. James Miller has perfected a method to run the film past flat white LEDs and project it through part of a lens so that it falls perfectly on the sensor of his Canon 5D. Well done, sir.]]></description>
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<p>This is a really near hack to get footage from an old film into a modern digital format. <a href="http://home.planet5d.com/">James Miller</a> has perfected a method to <a href="http://vimeo.com/20950590">run the film past flat white LEDs and project it through part of a lens</a> so that it falls perfectly on the sensor of his Canon 5D.</p>
<p>Well done, sir.</p>
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		<title>Vintage suitcases in pastoral locations</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/22/vintage-suitcases-in-pastoral-locations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a new hipster epidemic: Baby and couples photography that features vintage luggage and rural locations &#8212; especially railroads. So, of course, the only rational response is to start a single-serving Tumblr: Lost Models. I particularly like the snarky comments, like this one: Photographer: “This is the exact moment they got hit, but the train <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/22/vintage-suitcases-in-pastoral-locations/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s a new hipster epidemic: Baby and couples photography that features vintage luggage and rural locations &#8212; especially railroads.</p>
<p>So, of course, the only rational response is to start a single-serving Tumblr: <a href="http://lostmodels.tumblr.com/">Lost Models</a>.</p>
<p>I particularly like the snarky comments, <a href="http://lostmodels.tumblr.com/post/4002957002/photographer-this-is-the-exact-moment-they-got">like this one</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_libdezWB9B1qi5paao1_500.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-10764" title="tumblr_libdezWB9B1qi5paao1_500" src="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_libdezWB9B1qi5paao1_500.png" alt="" width="448" height="676" /></a></p>
<p>Photographer: “This is the exact moment they got hit, but the train was bugging me so I cloned it out.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Heheh.</p>
<p><em>(via <a href="http://www.coudal.com">Coudal</a>)</em></p>
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		<title>Learn how to shoot video on your DSLR</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/12/learn-how-to-shoot-video-on-your-dslr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 17:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re interested in making the most of the video capabilities in your higher-end DSLR, then you might want to check out a video series on the B&#38;H Site. Cinematographer Shane Hurlbut will lead you through a six-episode series of step-by-step instructional videos until you know how to best make use of that very expensive <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/12/learn-how-to-shoot-video-on-your-dslr/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re interested in making the most of the video capabilities in your higher-end DSLR, then you might want to check out a video series on the B&amp;H Site.</p>
<p>Cinematographer Shane Hurlbut will lead you through <a href="http://www.hdslrhub.bhphoto.com/?BI=6315">a six-episode series of step-by-step instructional videos</a> until you know how to best make use of that very expensive tool you&#8217;re holding. Embedding of the videos is disabled, so you&#8217;ll have to visit that link to check them out.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re two episodes in, and future episodes are set to come out once a week until April 4. Some of it&#8217;s pretty basic info, but I&#8217;m glad that he&#8217;s taking the time to build the fundamentals so that everyone&#8217;s on the same page when more advanced techniques are taught.</p>
<p>I mean, it just doesn&#8217;t matter how great you can focus on the fly if your white balance is off.</p>
<p>So far, it seems to be pretty camera-specific (he&#8217;s shooting Canon), but there is plenty that is applicable to any camera, in any situation &#8212; just the button presses will be different.</p>
<p>(Oh, and yes, he&#8217;s is <em>that </em>Shane Hurlbut &#8212; the one who got infamously screamed at by Christian Bale.)</p>
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		<title>Your new favourite digital cameras</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/03/01/your-new-favourite-digital-cameras/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 19:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love these 8-bit style camera icons, which have been designed by Billy Brown and provided free of charge for any possible use, so long as you credit him. You can download them as a .eps, .ai or .png file. Awesome!]]></description>
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<p>I love <a href="http://b.illbrown.com/camera/">these 8-bit style camera icons</a>, which have been designed by <a href="http://robobilly.com/">Billy Brown</a> and <a href="http://b.illbrown.com/camera/">provided free of charge for any possible use</a>, so long as you credit him.</p>
<p>You can download them as a <a href="http://b.illbrown.com/camera/PixelatedCameras.eps"><abbr title="encapsulated postscript">.eps</abbr></a>, <a href="http://b.illbrown.com/camera/PixelatedCameras.ai"><abbr title="Adobe Illustrator">.ai</abbr></a> or  				<a href="http://b.illbrown.com/camera/PixelatedCameras.png"><abbr title="Portable Network Graphics">.png</abbr></a> file. Awesome!</p>
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		<title>Chin up, buddy!</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/02/09/chin-up-buddy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 18:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Spanish matador Julio Aparicio is gored by a bull during a bullfight during the San Isidro Feria at the Las Ventas bullring in Madrid,&#8221; says the caption of this photo, which was recently declared Picture of the Year in the Sports Action category by POYI. Don&#8217;t worry, says the anonymous* photographer, &#8220;Aparicio underwent surgery and <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/02/09/chin-up-buddy/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Spanish matador Julio Aparicio is gored by a bull during a bullfight  during the San Isidro Feria at the Las Ventas bullring in Madrid,&#8221; says the caption of this photo, which was recently declared <a href="http://www.poyi.org/68/03/">Picture of the Year in the Sports Action category</a> by <a href="http://www.poyi.org/">POYI</a>.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t worry, says the anonymous* photographer, &#8220;Aparicio underwent surgery and is out of critical danger.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah, but how&#8217;s the bull?</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.timsmithphotography.ca/">my friend Tim</a> for bringing this one to my attention. It really snapped my head around.</p>
<p>(*Photographers are kept anonymous on the site until after judging is complete. They will be revealing winners in different categories until Feb. 22)</p>
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		<title>Sexual harassment stock photography</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/02/03/sexual-harassment-stock-photography/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 21:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s something special about the poised-yet-awkward nature of stock photography, in which the ne plus ultra is also the most generic. Everything about a stock photo strives to be ordinary. So, when you couple that with very out-of-the-ordinary situations, what you get is pure comedy. Hence, this gallery: The Best of Sexual Harassment Stock Photography. <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/02/03/sexual-harassment-stock-photography/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>There&#8217;s something special about the poised-yet-awkward nature of stock photography, in which the ne plus ultra is also the most generic.</p>
<p>Everything about a stock photo strives to be ordinary. So, when you couple that with very out-of-the-ordinary situations, what you get is pure comedy. Hence, this gallery: <a href="http://thehairpin.com/2011/02/the-best-of-sexual-harassment-stock-photography/">The Best of Sexual Harassment Stock Photography</a>.</p>
<p><em>(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bortflancrest">@bortflancrest</a>, via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/stumpymccripple">@stumpymccripple</a>)</em></p>
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		<title>Cute little photo hangers &#8212; literally</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/01/17/cute-little-photo-hangers-literally/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 03:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amy spotted these awesome little photo &#8220;hangers&#8221; on PhotoJojo, and I think we&#8217;re going to buy them. At $10 for a pack of seven &#8212; plus shipping &#8212; they&#8217;re a tad on the pricey side, but that&#8217;s just speaking relatively. They&#8217;re still less than a night out. Plus, cute! Right?]]></description>
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<p>Amy spotted these <a href="http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/photo-hanger-clips/">awesome little photo &#8220;hangers&#8221; on PhotoJojo</a>, and I think we&#8217;re going to buy them. At $10 for a pack of seven &#8212; plus shipping &#8212; they&#8217;re a tad on the pricey side, but that&#8217;s just speaking relatively. They&#8217;re still less than a night out.</p>
<p>Plus, cute! Right?</p>
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		<title>Knopflerized version of Huck Finn</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/01/14/kopflerized-version-of-huck-finn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been paying any attention to the news, no doubt you&#8217;ve read about the uproar over a bowdlerized version of Huckleberry Finn recently released in which the offensive word &#8220;nigger&#8221; has been replaced throughout with the allegedly-less-offensive &#8220;slave.&#8221; Now, in Canada, comes news that the Dire Straits classic &#8220;Money For Nothing&#8221; will have bowdlerization <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2011/01/14/kopflerized-version-of-huck-finn/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>If you&#8217;ve been paying any attention to the news, no doubt you&#8217;ve read about the uproar over <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/07/books/07huck.html">a bowdlerized version of Huckleberry Finn recently released in which the offensive word &#8220;nigger&#8221; has been replaced throughout with the allegedly-less-offensive &#8220;slave.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>Now, in Canada, comes news that <a href="http://www.cbsc.ca/english/decisions/2011/110112.php">the Dire Straits classic &#8220;Money For Nothing&#8221; will have bowdlerization enforced upon it</a>. A person complained that the use of the word &#8220;faggot&#8221; was offensive.</p>
<p>So, I have decided to do the world a favour and combine those two crimes against political incorrectness.</p>
<p>Noting that <a href="http://etext.virginia.edu/toc/modeng/public/Twa2Huc.html">the full text of Huckleberry Finn was available online</a>, I imported it into a word processing program and did a quick find-and-replace for &#8220;nigger / faggot&#8221;. The two words are pleasingly similar with their double-g centres and consonant/vowel distribution. The whole process took no time at all. There were only a few hundred replacements needed.</p>
<p>So, I hope you enjoy the &#8220;Knopflerized&#8221; version of Huckleberry Finn, <a href="http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/huckfinn.doc">which you can download right here, in .doc format</a>.</p>
<p><em>(Image, above, appears to be Huck Finn and his pal Faggot Jim, sharing a snooze together, perhaps after smoking each others&#8217; corncob pipes?)</em></p>
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		<title>Duelling cameras</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/30/duelling-cameras/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 13:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dueling Cameras from lonelysandwich on Vimeo. The end is not what I thought it would be &#8212; it&#8217;s so much better.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/18026253">Dueling Cameras</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/lonelysandwich">lonelysandwich</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
<p>The end is not what I thought it would be &#8212; it&#8217;s so much better.</p>
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		<title>Drunk octopus wants to fight you</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/14/drunken-octopus-wants-to-fight-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 13:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cannot be unseen, but is oh, so cool once seen. (via Reddit)]]></description>
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<p>Cannot be unseen, but is oh, so cool once seen.</p>
<p><em>(via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ekuc5/on_the_back_of_the_bathroom_door_in_a_bar_in/">Reddit</a>)</em></p>
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		<title>Awkward pregnancy photos</title>
		<link>http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/13/awkward-pregnancy-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 13:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When my sister was pregnant, she got Amy to take some shots of her and her husband, to document it. This is pretty standard, I think, isn&#8217;t it? They did a series of nice shots in the park, with my sister and her husband posing to show off the gigantic belly to its best effect. <a href='http://www.absurdintellectual.com/2010/12/13/awkward-pregnancy-photos/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>When my sister was pregnant, she got Amy to take some shots of her and her husband, to document it. This is pretty standard, I think, isn&#8217;t it? They did a series of nice shots in the park, with my sister and her husband posing to show off the gigantic belly to its best effect.</p>
<p>One thing they did not do is pose with my brother-in-law&#8217;s face, in soft focus, behind my sister&#8217;s ass. I&#8217;m not sure what the photographer was thinking in this case (maybe it was an outtake) but in an case, it ended up on the internet and then it invariably ended up on<a href="http://pregnantchicken.squarespace.com/pregnant-chicken-blog/2010/12/10/awkward-pregnancy-photos.html"> a site called Pregnant Chicken, featuring Awkward Pregnancy Photos of all sorts</a>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s astonishing how many feature guns.</p>
<p>Or, as the site says, &#8220;if it looks skeezy when nobody is pregnant, then a baby bump ain&#8217;t saving it so don&#8217;t do it.&#8221;</p>
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