Nov 292011
 

Apparently, this is a real product, due to be launched in 2012. Judging from the awful facial expressions of cashiers struggling to replace rolls of thermal paper into their tills, this is a product that will be used through one, maybe two rolls, and then never used again.

Because, dear God, this is an aggravating product.

Are there still even CEOs so out-of-touch that they get their emails printed off and read to them? I can’t imagine anything less useful than a receipt-paper printout of day-old e-phemera like Twitter updates and Foursquare check-ins.

That little dude is going to look CREEEEEEEPY, too, when the red/pink smear that indicates an almost-done roll starts smearing down his face.

  • thebanana

    Clearly you’ve never worked in government.