A plea: Don’t bury Grant

 Posted by on 15 March 2010  Modern Life
Mar 152010
 

If you’re like me, perhaps you think that the Reagan deification has gone far enough. Yes, the Berlin Wall came down, and so did the Soviet Union. But that doesn’t make a former actor and dementia-ridden president the best choice to go on the $50 bill, does it?

And besides, doesn’t the $50 already have a dead president on it? You bet — one Ulysses S. Grant.

If you thought that I was shallow enough to feel some sort of special affiliation just because he and I share a name, you’d be right. (Besides, my first, middle and last names are Grant Andrew Hamilton, which nicely match up to the faces on the $50, the $20 and the $10 — Ulysses S. Grant, Andrew Jackson and Alexander Hamilton. It makes me feel worth something — about eighty bucks, I guess.)

Plus, my weekly newspaper column is called “Grant’s Tomb” in part honour of Grant’s actual tomb, which Amy and I visited a couple of years ago during a trip to New York. She took this picture (I’m the speck with my arms spread):

Luckily, I’m not the only one opposed to removing Grant from the $50. This op-ed in the New York Times argues that Grant has been the subject of vicious character assassination since his death, and makes an excellent case for him as a good, though flawed, president.

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  • thebanana

    Reagan would look good on a roll of asswipe, but that’s about it. Nixon wouldn’t rate even that much respect..

  • Colin

    Reagan did more to de-industrialize the United States and get that particular ball rolling than anyone else. We take the notion of corporate raiders looting the public purse a bit for granted these days but it was Ronnie who pioneered it.

    The only $50 bill he’d be appropriate on is one that’s stuffed in a Wall Street pillager’s pocket, never to be seen by anyone else again.

  • http://www.absurdintellectual.com/ Grant Hamilton

    Then I propose we give Reagan the penny. Lincoln’s on it now, but he’s doubled-up on the $5.

    This way we’ll all get to step on Reagan.

  • Colin

    Perfect!

  • Brian

    Time for another counterinsurgency sweep in the Deep South.