Finally, a sport that combines the thrill and speed of skeleton with the sexy titillation of beach volleyball: topless tobogganing.
Here’s a video that proves it:
The video above is edited to be SFW, but this is is a co-ed sport, as the BBC’s video clearly shows — they were the only mainstream news organization I could find with the temerity to show jiggly lady-bits, but they are too staid to allow external embedding of their video.
Now, as you can clearly deduce, the Germans are way ahead of us in this sport. I say we must start to practice now — this evening! — if we expect to Own The Podium in Sochi, 2014.
UPDATE: Don’t think it’ll be popular? According to this German website (in English) 14,000 people showed up to the event, where some 30 people participated. Them’s Olympic-sized crowds! Oh, and photo gallery.
Grant Hamilton
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