Warning: Werewolves. Luckily, here’s a video

This four-part video series will help you and your loved ones deal with the (inevitable) possibility of a werewolf attack. Whew. Sleep easy.

Remember, for every werewolf reported, experts agree that seven to nine exist unaccounted for.

See the other parts here.

Aside: I read recently that the word “man” was originally gender-neutral, and just meant human. “Woman” was for females, and for males, the word was “wereman.” That etymology only survives in words like werewolf, which may be why they’re so pissed off and attacking everyone.