Ladies love the colour pink, or advertising has led me astray. And ladies love makeup, or advertising has led me astray twice — and I can’t believe that.
So ladies must love pink makeup, right?
Well, try this on for size — pink makeup for your lady-parts. Down there.
That’s right, feast your eyes on My New Pink Button, “a simple to use genital cosmetic colorant that restores the ‘pink’ back to a woman’s genitals.”
At $30 a tub (enough for 20 applications) My New Pink Button is more than a makeup — it’s actually a dye for your labia. The official product description purports to reveal that many women feel that their skin is the wrong colour:
My New Pink Button ™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
Now, as a male, I’m obviously not qualified to state whether or not any individual woman is happy with her own vajayjay. But, speaking strictly in my male capacity, I don’t think dye is the solution. In fact, for me, it would be a problem.
Hair? Sure. Nails? Of course. Labia? NO.
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