“And an extra order of oysters, please.”

Maybe I’m old fashioned.  Maybe I’m a little uptight.  Maybe my views on romance tend a little toward the traditional side.

Whatever the case, I personally don’t find sex in a restaurant bathroom all that romantic.  Even if the restaurant endorses/encourages it, it’s not the way I’d want to spend my Valentine’s Day.

Any other day of the year…well, that’s a different story.