Ladies! Chew your way to bigger boobs

Oh dear. If you believe that chewing gum (ok, gum with a natural herbal component) can increase your bust size, you may also believe, as its makers claim, that it will also improve your circulation, your hair and skin, and reduce your stress while making you look younger (as well as some nsfw help “down there”).

Yes, B2Up Bust-Up gum will do all of this.

Don’t like gum? The company also offers “F-cup cookies.”

Apparently, they contain an herbal extract from southeast Asia called pueraria mirifica, which mimics estrogen.

(Via the Daily Dose of Common Sense, which advised “Save your money, ladies.” Agreed.)