42.

 Posted by on 26 October 2009  Modern Life
Oct 262009
 

In 1997, a team of Cambridge scientists came up with an important number.  This team spent three years using a new technique for determining  the Hubble Constant – the speed at which galaxies are flying apart.  By determining this number, it becomes possible to calculate the age of the universe, something that is vitally important because…uh,….just because.  Whatever the case, the number these high-falutin’ scientists came up with (as measured in kilometres per second per megaparsec) was 42.

(Cue laughter)

If you’re not laughing, allow me to explain:  in a novel by Douglas Adams, a computer called Deep Thought, after several millions of years thought, found the answer to life, the universe and everything to be 42.

Coincidence, maybe.  Out-and-out error by the Cambridge folks, possibly.

If you’re a super-genius, you’ll have spotted the problem.  Should the Hubble Constant actually be “42,” then the universe is actually younger than some of the stars contained within it.

None of this is new (or news, really), but the recent publication of the latest installment in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series has me thinking about these things again….

Oct 262009
 

You can’t beat the YouTube description:

WORLD STRONGEST KID ! I AM GIULIANO AND THIS IS MY STORY FROM WHEN I AM BORN TO ARRIVE AT AGE OF 4 YEARS,I AM ONE CHAMPION,AND I HAVE ONE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS

Well, the kid did do it — a Guinness World Record. I read about him on (sigh) Fox, where they report he “set the record for the fastest ever 10-meter hand walk with a weight ball between his legs.” (Some of those records seem pretty esoteric, don’t they.)

Oct 262009
 
Foreign language issues aside, it's a sure sign of bad book design when even a topless woman can't get me interested in it.

Foreign language issues aside, it's a sure sign of bad book design when even a topless woman can't get me interested in it.

Design is more of Grant’s thing than mine, but I like to think I know a thing or two about book design.  Whether I do or not is debatable, but I know what I like.

And I like this blog:  Judge a Book.  Run by a former librarian, this blog is filled with all sort of strange and ill-advised book covers, past and present.  The best part is the commentary about each cover.

Enjoy.

And read books.

Oct 262009
 

clownmurders

Well, now it’s official — there’s a website for everything. Including, as it turns out lists and reviews of “Canuxploitation” movies. Yes, Canuxploitation.com gives you everything you need to know on hundreds of B- or C-movies.

Let’s take a look at a made-in-Manitoba masterpiece, shall we? The Clown Murders. A snippet from the review:

From inside the electrified chicken coop, Charlie describes the killer clown, and immediately suspicion turns to each of the four friends. As they are considering who among them might be terrorizing the others, Rosie turns his attention back on the house and happens to see Ollie having sex with Allison through the window. He explodes, and pulls Ollie outside by the collar where he beats him up. When Rosie goes back upstairs the clown appears and begins choking him with the shotgun pressed against his neck. With the four friends at each other’s throats and a killer clown, this movie launches into a whole new direction.

Ollie, by the way, is played by a young John Candy, and the reviewer notes this is probably the only serious role you’ll ever see him in.

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The AV Club had a “Films That Time Forgot” feature on this movie, and they’ve thoughtfully included some video, if you want to go check it out.

Oct 252009
 

This is one of those things that you just look at and think to yourself “I could have done that.” Well, you know what? You didn’t think of it. I know — I’m kicking myself too.

But you know what else? There’s no way that I could have done this as well as Lernert & Sander did. Kudos.

Over on the Swiderski Institute, where I first saw this, Steve Juras wrote that the film is inspirational: “Note to self (again): simple ideas and great execution.”

I agree.

Oct 252009
 

roof_view2

If this works as advertised, I think it’ll be fantastic. Although the picture here is small, you can get a good idea of the design of this roof-mounted windmill on the RidgeBlade website:

The RidgeBlade is fitted on the ridge line at the top of a building and uses the existing roof area to collect and focus the prevailing wind. This is where the wind is forced to travel over the roof surface, accelerating the airflow though the turbine.

If I had to describe it, I might say it’s like a long, skinny water wheel. The low profile makes it ideal for places where NIMBY-types want to preserve their views of the skyline, and I’d wager it would be easy to install — almost a DIY project.

(via PatJ’s Twitter feed, retweeted from Canadianmags. Ah, Twitter.)

Oct 252009
 

Yeah, yeah, Twitter, trendy, blah, blah, blah.

But I’ve just started following the Twitter feed of FakeAPStylebook, and it’s hilarious.

Of course, the AP (in Canada, CP) Stylebook is the bible of any newsroom, settling arguments and keeping newspapers on the same page (hee!) when they do their writing. Journalists follow Associated Press or Canadian Press (or Reuters, or etc.) style so that if it’s spelled “email” on Page 1, it’s not spelled “e-mail” on Page 3. (Basically, it’s a series of rules and rationales to settle arguments.)

The people behind FakeAPStyle have come to Twitter to share their much pithier rules and rationales. Some of my favourites from their recent feed include:

  • If you’re short on space, “fake” may be used in place of “psychic” or “homeopathic.”
  • While it’s tempting to call them “baristi” because of the Italian roots, the plural of “barista” is “journalism majors.”
  • The correct spelling is ‘Mr. T.’ People who type out ‘Mister’ are fools to be pitied.
  • Until one gains the credentials to be regarded as a professional, a person who has sex for money is called an “amateurstitute.”
  • “Android” and “robot” may be used interchangeably. “Filthy gear head” should be avoided.

Fyi, you can follow Absurd Intellectual on Twitter, too. So far, it’s just an auto-feed of all our blog posts, but if I ever manage to stumble on a good Twitter app for my HTC Touch Diamond, I might do more esoteric updates, too.

Oct 252009
 

If you think the Clone Brush and Spot Healing Tool are awesome, then you will fall over in joy at this newly demo’d featured from Adobe — which will *maybe* be included in Photoshop CS5. But, if you think that digital alteration is already too easy and who will ever trust photos anymore, then this latest advance will just send you away, shaking your head at the decadence of the age.

(from here, via Joel Johnson’s Twitter feed)

Oct 242009
 

hairbrush

Have you ladies out there ever been travelling, and decided you were unhappy with your hair colour? If you’re in a strange city, you may not be able to find a salon, and who knows how expensive that would be? Never mind the hassle of traditional colouring methods! Or maybe you just need a quick and easy change.

If that’s the case, the  Lady Elegance Hair Colouring Brush is the product for you! Simply fill the brush with your favourite hair dye and voila! Instant change!

As Michael K. notes on Dlisted, the woman in the picture isn’t even using the brush on her real hair.

This reminds me of another ridiculous hair product that I can’t imagine anyone would use: the Flowbee. Because nothing says “great idea” like taking a glorified vacuum to your head.

T-shirts for designers

 Posted by on 24 October 2009  Modern Life
Oct 242009
 

designishonet

I didn’t love every single one of the 25 T-shirts Graphic Designers Will Love, as selected and posted by the folks at YouTheDesigner, but if I loved, say two-thirds of them, does that make me two-thirds of a designer?

I did very much like the one above, which you can buy at Grandburo. There were other great ones, too, but I think too many of the T-shirts were designed with trendy in mind, and my taste in graphic design runs toward the classic.

(via Coudal, which, seriously, has loads of good stuff, and I want to blog about some of the stuff I’ve bought there, actually. Remind me.)

Words Alive, Day 2

 Posted by on 24 October 2009  Modern Life
Oct 242009
 

WordsAlive

Don’t forget, if you live in the Brandon area, you should come to Words Alive, downtown Brandon’s premiere literary festival. It’s put on by a group that has significant overlap with the bloggers whom you know and love as Absurd Intellectuals, and it’s lots of fun.

I blogged about it yesterday, the first day of this year’s festival, but today is the real meat. We’ve got workshops at 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. on the business of writing as well as on the art and craft of writing, with Jim Chliboyko and Michael Van Rooy.

Tonight, we have authors Margaret Sweatman and Joel Thomas Hynes giving readings from their latest works. We have an impressive track record of booking authors right before they blow up huge and get sweet awards, so you’ll be able to tell all your book-loving friends that “you saw them when.”

Absurd Intellectual is an official sponsor this year, for which I’m proud. Now all I have to do is figure out a revenue stream for this blog, and it’ll all be gravy.

P.S. Admission to Words Alive is free.

Oct 232009
 

When I was a kid, I loved “Where The Wild Things Are” (trailer for the new movie version above). Now that I’m an adult, I can appreciate it on even more levels, and one of those levels is that the author, Maurice Sendak, apparently is okay with treating kids like they are people.

Good for him. Not everything in this world needs to be bubble-wrapped. Kids can handle a lot more than people think they can.

What am I talking about? Check out this article Q&A with Sendak in Newsweek:

What do you say to parents who think the Wild Things film may be too scary?
Sendak: I would tell them to go to hell. That’s a question I will not tolerate.

Because kids can handle it?
Sendak: If they can’t handle it, go home. Or wet your pants. Do whatever you like. But it’s not a question that can be answered.

He also tells how he used to “adore” Mickey Mouse, until Disney took away his teeth, gave all his edge to Donald Duck, and turned him into “a fat nothing. He’s too important for products. They want him to be placid and nice and adorable. He turned into a schmaltzer. I despised him after a point.”

Also, don’t miss the part where director Spike Jonze tells a story about a guy waiting for the subway who strikes up a conversation with him about the movie — not knowing Jonze is the director, although at first Jonze isn’t sure whether the guy is messing with him.

Oct 232009
 

magic-mouse

Well, I happened to stop at an Apple Store yesterday, specifically to take a look at the 27″ iMacs and even more specifically to get my grimy little fingers on a Magic Mouse. I’ve had lengthy thoughts about those touch-pad mice, and I was curious to see what the real thing was like. Because, honestly, I felt they could be AWESOME, but I also had serious doubts about them.

In the end, the salesguy (Amy liked his glasses) pretty much sold me on the awesomeness of the 27″ iMac, but I left the store unconvinced about the Magic Mouse.

Here’s a review of my brief hands-on with it:

This mouse is gorgeous. It’s white and shiny and translucent and I wanted to touch it from the first time I saw it. Pictures cannot capture it. Of course, I suspect that two weeks of using it will leave it filthy and scratched.

Thankfully, the mouse actually, physically *clicks*. The left and right side depress with a satisfying snick. I worried that it was like a touchpad, and you’d have to lift your fingers off the mouse and then just touch it to click, but it’s got a mechanical click, so that’s okay. I like to drum my fingers on the surface of the mouse, and a fully-touchpad-mouse wouldn’t work at all for me.

There are two buttons on this mouse. No more, no less. So, if you’ve got a customized something-or-other set up with the side buttons on your current Mighty Mouse, you’re out of luck. (I don’t — I have never found those side buttons possible to use.)

The scrolling is effortless, and works well through almost the whole top of the mouse. I liked it. A lot. You can also scroll side to side, which is like the little ball on the top of the Mighty Mouse does, and I find that exceedingly useful in my day-to-day life.

The swiping (using two fingers side-to-side) was also effortless, and I liked it a lot as well. I just don’t think I’d ever use it. You can swipe back and forth to go “back” and “forward” in Safari, but the backspace key works just as well (perhaps better) and I hardly ever use the “forward” button. Do you?

Unfortunately, there isn’t a middle button. On most mice, you can click the scroll wheel, and that just might be my most-used button. I click the middle button to open new tabs in Firefox for browsing, and I click the middle button to close those tabs. Living without a middle button drives me so nuts that when my mouse when on the fritz recently, I surreptitiously traded mice with the guy at the desk beside me.

The salesguy with the great glasses told me that Apple was able to add functionality to the mouse just through a software update, and there were rumours of the pinch-to-zoom gesture being added as well as possibly a three-finger click to replace the middle button. That’s not ideal, but it might work for me. I worry that pinch-to-zoom would be accidentally triggered by a finger plus the ball of my thumb, resting on the mouse.

I’m also disappointed that this is a battery powered mouse. I never use my mouse more than a few inches from my computer — I don’t need the flexibility of a cordless mouse. It seemed responsive and snappy when I used it at the Apple Store, but I’m not going to be pleased that I have to dump new batteries in it every few months.

Verdict: Good, but not great. If you get it included when you buy a new Mac, you’ll probably do just fine with it, although some of the little annoyances I’ve noted above will bother some people more than they bother others.

But under no circumstances should you go spend $69 (!) to get this mouse as a stand-alone accessory.

Now, about the delicious 27″ iMac … did I mention that it’s as big as a TV, that it has more-than-high-def 2560 x 1440 resolution and that they sell wall-mount kits for it?

Oct 232009
 

WordsAlive

I don’t want to turn this blog into my personal shill-space, but I’m pretty proud of the fact that Keith and I (with a couple of others — and Amy is plenty involved, too!) have managed for three years to put on an annual book festival in our hometown.

It’s called Words Alive, and we bring a few authors to downtown Brandon for readings and workshops. The first year, we had more workshops than we knew what to do with. Last year, we just had readings. This year, I think we’ve got a great balance:

Two evenings of readings as well as two daytime workshops.

The evening of October 23, beginning at 7 p.m., will feature West Coast author Des Kennedy as well as Christina Penner. [That's tonight!]

The following day, at 10 a.m., freelance writer and editor Jim Chliboyko will give a workshop, guiding participants in the ins and outs of making a living as a writer. In the afternoon, novelist Michael Van Rooy will teach some of the finer points of the craft of writing.

Saturday evening, again beginning at 7 p.m., two more authors will be on hand to read and discuss their work. Margaret Sweatman will kick off things off, followed by East Coaster Joel Thomas Hynes.

We’ve had incredible success picking authors in the past few years — we’ve managed to snag several authors just before they win prizes or get TV deals. I credit Keith and his bookstore workings for that.

That authors, too, are very gracious with their time, and we’ve managed great conversation that goes late into the evening.

I’m heading out right away to pick up the booze for the weekend, so if you’re in the area, come on by!

Words Alive — downtown Brandon’s premiere literary festival — takes place tonight and tomorrow at The Music Studio, at 10th and Rosser. See you there!