If you want to learn how to kiss, DON’T take this advice

 Posted by on 9 October 2009  Vintage/Retro
Oct 092009
 

I have no idea what the purpose of this video was, if it was a  commercial, or an instructional video, but I am enthralled. Not only is it ridiculous with it’s “stats” but the advice is terrible! If a guy ever started trying to suck the air out of my mouth, I would think he was an Incubus trying to take my soul!

And no one, ever, would do the “Music Kiss.” Not ever.

(via Everything is Terrible)

Amy Breen

  • http://www.absurdintellectual.com/ Grant Hamilton

    The damn Internet is ruining everything these days. Why can’t kids learn to kiss the way that kids have learned to kiss for dozens of years: make a fist, put lipstick on your thumb and forefinger, then practice, practice, practice.

  • http://www.pennywise-books.com/ T. Keith Edmunds

    Oh, Grant. What an unnecessary insight into your childhood…

  • http://patrickjohanneson.com/ Pat J

    I would suggest that the URL “everythingisterrible.com” at the bottom of the video might be a hint…

    • http://www.absurdintellectual.com Amy Breen

      Yes, true, but everythingisterrible merely finds these gems and posts them. Where did it *really* come from?!

      • http://patrickjohanneson.com/ Pat J

        Hmmm, now that’s a good question.

  • http://patrickjohanneson.com/ Pat J

    Also worth noting: DOS 6 book on the shelf in the “Phone Kiss” scene; and the Music Kiss would be pretty brutal if you’re listening to, say, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult or KMFDM or Backstreet Boys*.

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    * Actually, everything’s pretty brutal when the BBs are involved.

    • http://www.absurdintellectual.com/ Grant Hamilton

      Candidate for Geek Quote of the Day:

      “Also worth noting: DOS 6 book on the shelf in the ‘Phone Kiss’ scene”

      • http://patrickjohanneson.com/ Pat J

        /blushes