I have no idea what the purpose of this video was, if it was a commercial, or an instructional video, but I am enthralled. Not only is it ridiculous with it’s “stats” but the advice is terrible! If a guy ever started trying to suck the air out of my mouth, I would think he was an Incubus trying to take my soul!
And no one, ever, would do the “Music Kiss.” Not ever.
(via Everything is Terrible)
Amy Breen
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The damn Internet is ruining everything these days. Why can’t kids learn to kiss the way that kids have learned to kiss for dozens of years: make a fist, put lipstick on your thumb and forefinger, then practice, practice, practice.
Oh, Grant. What an unnecessary insight into your childhood…
I would suggest that the URL “everythingisterrible.com” at the bottom of the video might be a hint…
Yes, true, but everythingisterrible merely finds these gems and posts them. Where did it *really* come from?!
Hmmm, now that’s a good question.
Also worth noting: DOS 6 book on the shelf in the “Phone Kiss” scene; and the Music Kiss would be pretty brutal if you’re listening to, say, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult or KMFDM or Backstreet Boys*.
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* Actually, everything’s pretty brutal when the BBs are involved.
Candidate for Geek Quote of the Day:
“Also worth noting: DOS 6 book on the shelf in the ‘Phone Kiss’ scene”
/blushes