Weener Kleener - encouraging teen boys to take even more showers every day.

Weener Kleener - encouraging teen boys to take even more showers every day.

In case the image is difficult to read, allow me to provide you with the packaging copy:

Weener Kleener Soap:  Large or small or inbetweener, nothing beats a Cleaner Weener

Solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a “hole” dimension of PLEASURE and fun to your shower or bath.

Just a few quick strokes of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages.

Additional cleansing may be desired, but is not necessary.

CAUTION:  If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck soak area with COLD water.

Um, yeah.  As if we men needed a prop for the excuse of “I was just washing!”  Besides, what’s that saying about cleanliness and godliness?

T. Keith Edmunds

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