Canburger: fast food, meet shelf life

I didn’t think they could come up with a burger that would actually produce more physical waste than the old foam McDonald’s containers, but my good friend Noto reminds me that modern ingenuity always outdoes itself.

Yes, it’s a cheeseburger, in a can. Gizmodo refers to it as either “the greatest achievement of mankind thus far,” or ” an abomination of foodstuffs that deserves to be hucked back into the gaping maw of whatever food processing plant it was spewed from.”

I think I’ll refer to it as the post-apocalyptic fast-food meal of my nightmares.

Oh, and if you think this is weird, this should just whet your appetite for a mega-post that Keith and I have coming ….