Well, it sounded like a good idea when I was high

The writeup at Metafilter is too good, I’m just going to post it here:

Dude, wouldn’t it be totally cool if there was an opposite microwave to cool tasty canned beverages in seconds? What if underwear had pockets? They’d be called Underawesomes! And don’t you think ketchup packets should be bigger? Oh man, speaking of munchies, what if you had see-through fudge? You could see right through it! Dang, it would be rad if there was smokable tape you could use to repair your busted spliff, huh? But I mean, dude, there should like really be a website where stoners could post and discuss the ideas they get when they’re super high. I’d call it highDEAS.

Credit to MeFi user carsonb.