Jul 272009
 

A few days ago, I mused about creating a post listing things that I would never have to teach my kids. I don’t have kids, of course, but someday I probably will. And I’ll teach them life lessons. But I doubt that they’ll ever have to learn to drive standard, say. So they’ll never learn to pop the clutch. That’s already a skill that’s fading away, honestly.

But think about things that are just about on the cusp of changing. I suspect that, unless we visit grandma and grandpa’s house, and an old light bulb burns out, I will never have to teach my kids that light bulbs are hot. I will bet that light bulbs will be exclusively compact fluorescent or LED-based by the time I’m teaching kids how to change them.

So I was thinking about some other things that I might not have to ever teach my (future, hypothetical) kids.

But then I saw that a blog on Wired has already done it. Geek Dad’s list (of 100! I never could have come up with that many!) is heavy on the tech and computer side of things, but it also has a few poignant, nostalgic items.

Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.

Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it’ll load this time.

Finding books in a card catalog at the library.

Remembering someone’s phone number.

Yeah — things are changing! I wonder what things I’ll never know that, to my dad or granfather, say, would have just been taken for granted. I know, for example, that when my dad was a teen, he worked as a pin-setter in a bowling alley, before they invented a machine to set them back up automatically. But there’s probably dozens of similar things like that.

Anyone got any examples?

Grant Hamilton

  • the banana

    - Cars without power brakes, power steering, power door locks, radios or air conditioning. They were normal cars.
    - B&W televisions with rabbit ears.
    - Dingleballs
    - Charcoal BBQ’s
    - inner tubes
    - Insulbrick siding for houses
    - sealed beam headlights
    - clothing without corporate logos
    - carousels

    Apparently I could go on and on. :)

    • http://www.absurdintellectual.com/ Grant Hamilton

      Hey great list! And your car bits reminded me of one other that I was going to bring up — high beam switches that are on the floor.

      I also wonder how long corkscrews and bottle-cap openers will last. For sure, I probably won’t have to teach my kids how to punch holes in both sides of a large can of juice, so that the air comes in. And even the replacements for those juice cans — the tetra packs — now have plastic re-closing lids, so you don’t need to learn how to fold open the side flap, and cut it open on an angle to create a spout.

      Heck, a lot of juice cartons now have round plastic pouring holes, as does premium milk — I wonder if pushing back the sides of a carton of milk to open it fade as well.

  • the banana

    - long distance charges
    - storm windows
    - telex machines
    - ink wells
    - flour sifters
    - divans
    -Gestetners

  • Juel

    - the five and dime downtown store, where you could pull up the counter for awesome fries and a coke, while mom shopped.
    - going into a bank to acutally cash your paycheque. Yes there are still a few around, but I remember the long line-ups of Friday paydays, before ABM and oline banking.
    -walking to school
    -getting mail, like a letter from a friend or relative in the mailbox, yes still not unheard of but almost.

  • http://www.absurdintellectual.com/ Grant Hamilton

    Ha! the “five and dime” became “the dollar store” which is now “loonie twoons” and I’ll bet it’s not long before we see it at the “fiver”.

    more things that the next generation will never know:

    -trackballs
    -non-flatscreen TVs
    -faxing
    -payphones
    -VCR-plus
    -barcodes
    -local newspapers :(