Two ways to look at this story:
- My life could be a lot worse!
- These are the people who are procreating.
Don’t miss the mugshots at The Smoking Gun, but here’s the gist:
Wallace, 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, “pulled off the roadway to have sex.” When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat. Welch, who was “extremely intoxicated,” offered cops a simple explanation for the pair’s conduct: “We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!” Wallace, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, claimed to have only consumed a 22-ounce bottle of Budweiser. “I’m not completely drunk,” she assured police.
Grant Hamilton
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