Every now and then, I like to pop over to the blog Starbucks Gossip. Partly, I find it fascinating to see people kvetch endlessly about their serious love/hate relationship with the coffee retailer, but because it’s primarily employees, I also find it an interesting window into the corporate culture.
And sometimes I find out about new drinks or cool deals before anyone else.
Awesomely, though, sometimes I just get to listen on on wild rumours and unsubstantiated gossip. Like this recent gem, which reads like Abbie Hoffman peer Jack Weinberg mixed with ’90s corporate culture and post-millennial human rights-ism:
I’m a barista in San Francisco and our store recently got a new Store Manager (SM) who is 22. In the past few weeks, everyone in the store who is over 30 or has a disability has gotten an action plan or other disciplinary action (with the exception of the Assistant Manager) and all the new hires or store transfers are 20-somethings. Our District Manager apparently does not want to hear about what’s happening in the store and completely supports the SM. After checking with baristas in a couple of other stores outside our district (including suburban stores), this seems to be happening throughout the San Francisco Bay Area. Is it possible that Starbucks corporate has issued a TOFU (Too Old For Us) purge directive or is this an anomaly for our district/region? The San Francisco Human Rights Commission is keeping a quiet, watchful eye on this situation in my district.
The comments range from “You’re an idiot” to “Look around, man, it’s happening.” My personal take is that people will see patterns wherever they want to see patterns.
-
Colin Corneau
-
Stumpy
-
Stumpy
-
Colin Corneau

