Truck testes are terrible

Okay, when Amy posted a while back about so-called “Truck Nutz” — a real-looking scrotum that you can hang from your truck’s back bumper, I didn’t realize what kind of a world we were entering into.

Sure, I’ve seen them around, and I find them offensive, and I’m glad that I don’t have, say, and eight-year-old daughter that I have to explain them to. And I made a comment on the original post to the effect of, “How fast do you think I would get pulled over if I had a photorealistic vagina in my back window?”

But weeks after that original post, we still get loads of traffic to it. (That and “Naked Men In Gym Change Rooms” — that one’s a perennial favourite.)

Finally, I followed one of the referrers to find out why. Turns out we’re listed in a fake ecommerce “blog” that is trying to boost its Google ranking by linking to random posts that it thinks are related to keywords. I’m not going to do it any favours by linking to it here.

Browsing through the other links, I would estimate that 75% of them were not in favour of the truck testicle tsunami. I clicked on a couple, to read what other people have to say, and I stumbled across this post, on the blog “In This Economy?“, which uses “Truck Nutz” to introduce a new feature called “Waste of Money.” The best part of the post is the little war that erupts in the comments. I urge you to click through and enjoy it, but I’ll excerpt some of it here:

Not an objective posting. Full of misinformation. All the information is for Ken’s Brothers websites and products. And one who claims the lowest price is a joke. Not even the lowest.

I called in to allthenuts to buy some small blue balls for my quad, and all I got was pressure to buy something I didn’t want.

If you like rude, loud and childish people, call them and try and place an order.

I have since found better quality and pricing at bullsballs.com who also offer discounts if you buy more than one, so I got three. Their service and no-pressure attitude also helped me decide to avoid anyone that sells David Hams imitation crap.

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Kenneth Ham is an arrogant ass-hole and is taking every chance to shill for his brother David by defaming the ‘originals’ web site.

This is a fun product, and his only interest is to create trouble for his brothers competitors instead of helping him build a better product line. (way too many imitations from the oldest website on the net, bullsballs.com)

allthenuts is owned by David Ham and not Keneth Ham. Ken is violation the law in his actions, (coming soon to federal court) for all his defamation of character all over the internet. He is the one that needs to grow up.

I believe that ‘drocolate’ is Ken Ham. Why else would there be a big picture of his brothers product and links to others selling his brothers products, instead of the First Truck Balls Internet web site?

More bullcrap in his rampage of disinformation.

(Unhappy buyer and con-sumer have good reason for their comments. Add federal trademark violations to all of this too.)

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Wow. I never knew there was so much drama in the truck scrotum world. Can’t all the truck sack salespeople get along?