Listen, the man's surname sounds like a knockoff horror movie (coming soon to drive-ins: "Gore 3: The Gorrifying") so we shouldn't be surprised that he's pure evil.
I know i’m a little late to the April Fool’s Day party with this, but the Christian Science Monitor’s story claiming “Scientists Worldwide Admit Global Warming Is A Hoax” made me laugh too much to not post it.
The kicker is this quote attributed to Al Gore (the now-ex-Nobel laureate):
As long as I can remember, my only goal in life has been to destroy free-market capitalism and replace it with global totalitarian socialism. But it seemed that traditional methods, such as guerrilla warfare, were proving unsuccessful. Then, one day in 1988, as I was strolling through the halls of my giant mansion, it hit me: carbon dioxide.
By striking at the molecule that lies at the heart of industrial civilization, I could bring the whole system to its knees and usher in a workers’ paradise.
Ha! Love it!
Grant Hamilton
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