I’m sure everyone knows the jokes about guys with huge trucks, or sports cars shaped like phalluses. But what do you think when you see one of those penis re-placers with balls hanging from the hitch?
Yup. Balls. Kind of like these ones.
I drove behind two younger guys in a giant Dodge truck yesterday, and they had silver balls hanging from the back. This poses an interesting question: do they recognize that their big truck is compensation for their little penises, and show that by getting balls for it, or do they think that the balls represent their manly manhood?
What say you, readers?
(as an aside, when searching for a picture, I came across a hilarious blog about a law being passed in Tallahassee that made truck balls a fineable offence)
God dammit, I hate those things! I was behind a truck-with-balls a few days ago, and the truck beside him had retarded “bullet hole” decals sprayed across the back. I wanted to cry for our culture.
As an aside, do you think I could get away with a photorealistic vagina in the back window of my car?