A different kind of “Octopussy”

 Posted by on 26 February 2009  Modern Life, NSFW
Feb 262009
 

octoIt was one of the best Bond film titles ever, causing umpteen adolescent jokes as I was growing up: Octopussy.

It would have been the only possible porn name for Nadya Suleman, who gained infamy when she popped out eight (more) kids in January.

Unfortunately, she has declined the million-dollar offer to appear in pornographic films:

“Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away.” she jokes. “Of course, if I have more kids I may have to ask for two million dollars.”

For the record, I’d still be more interested in that kind of octo-porn than this kind.

Grant Hamilton

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    Fox News (of course) has the details:

    They want Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets in January, to have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men.

    “The number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that,” Vivid’s CEO Stephen Hirsch told Tarts. “But we would really love just to sit down and talk with her and come up with something she feels comfortable with. We want her to be involved with the whole thing from the plot line to the packaging.”

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500688,00.html