Little Old Lady: Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
Beavis: Yeah. We’re gonna score.
Little Old Lady: Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I’m mostly gonna be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I’m hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won’t know where to begin.
Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there’s gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
Butt-head: Cool.
Little Old Lady: It’s so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
Beavis: Yeah. I’m gonna have money and a big screen TV and there’s gonna be sluts everywhere. It’s gonna rule.
Little Old Lady: Well, that’s nice.
Oh, Beavis and Butthead and your Doing of America. Great movie. I love “Love Rollercoaster.”
And there exists no greater summation of the sluts/slots dichotomy that is Las Vegas than the exchange above. Pure Mike Judge gold.
Well, there perhaps existed no greater summation until I read about a list that features the “Top 50 most requested prostitutes in Las Vegas.”
Oh, it’s a police list? Weird. (Note: linked news story includes mug shots. Warning: no lookers in the bunch.)
Grant Hamilton
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