Does not compute

I’ve been meaning to work my way through the New York Times’ massive missive on feminine desire, tantalizingly called “What Do Women Want?”

But then I happened across the Slate take:

After 7,372 words and numerous clinical references to genital arousal, the answer is still frustratingly unclear. TP imagines that a similar article on what men want would be significantly shorter.

Good, so now I know that I don’t have to waste an hour of my life wading through a long self-important magazine article with a broad premise (pun intended) to find out the jaw-dropping truth that individuals are different!