Attention men in gym change rooms:

 Posted by on 11 January 2009  Modern Life
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Like this, but naked. Ew, right? Right. (Image from Flickr user ewen and donabel)

Like this, but naked. Ew, right? Right. (Image from Flickr user "ewen and donabel")

Just a quick note. If you absolutely have to be naked (and I can — just barely — conceive of that situation being necessary and not merely convenient) then please, please, please do not touch your toes.

Sure, you’re old but still flexible and you’re proud. And maybe your socks really are way down there on the floor and they need to be picked up.

But c’mon: sit down on a bench or just crouch. I don’t need your anus aimed in my direction.

Signed,

Everyone else you just grossed out in the change room.

Grant Hamilton

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  • Robin Thorne

    Why are you looking at other guys asses in the first place? And the “ageist” comment — would it be okay if it was a young guy?
    Maybe instead of telling others what to do you should look to yourself, buddy!
    Too many people are TOO bossy! Live and let live. If you don’t like it, don’t look!

  • http://www.absurdintellectual.com/ Amy Breen

    I think the point was that the old men bent over right in his face, not that he was actively looking. And I think it would make him just as uncomfortable if it were a young guy.

    Also, he’s being funny. Not bossy.

  • Colin Corneau

    Not just funny…he’s speaking for the majority!