There’s nothing new under the sun

I don’t know who this guy is, but I love him!

Especially this:

The Absurd Intellectual: Emotional rather than rational. Having or showing ignoramus, often of a high order. A dunce who engages in critical evaluation of ideas and issues. You are better off not knowing the results or conclusions of their ludicrous mental labour. Our suffering is indeed great for having to live in a country full of absurd intellectuals!

(link)

Now, all we have to do is knock him off his high perch in Google results.